Beck: "I believe we're approaching a last call: All aboard God's train. Buckle up, because trouble is coming"

Choo Choo!!! F'in crazy.

Well, I've always said that Nostradumbass was like a slow motion train wreck...

I knew Glenn Beck was a trainwreck waiting to happen

Ohhhhh.... I hope its this one!!!



I do so love trains!

But . . . but . . . but . . .! Will we not be saved by the miracle of the geese?

Wait... could it be...

Beck is going off the rails on a crazy train.

Who is he now? Bette Davis? "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

Beck: "I believe we're approaching a last call"

Are you back on the bottle, Becky?

THIS JUST IN!

Glenn's plan for my day:

Unite with my spouse, pick up the challenge, read the Moses story, Stand!, look at the fire, find truth, get aboard God's train, watch out for the trouble that's coming, and get behind God's shield.

Great, but how in the hell will I find time to do my grocery shopping?

Not necessary for me because I never got off.

I've been on God's train all my life, never got off. The God I worship and the Christ I follow aren't the same ones you've been painting pictures of . . . in fact, I was told to beware of people like you, Beck. You know, false prophets who preach false doctrine.

"Trouble is coming." He at least admits he's trouble. No?

Excerpts of White Fright, by Christopher Hitchens:

"Saturday's rally was quite largely confined to expressions of pathos and insecurity, voiced in a sickly and pious tone."

"the overall effect was large, vague, moist, and undirected: the Waterworld of white self-pity."

http://www.slate.com/id/2265515/pagenum/all/#p2

Making ambiguous predictions about "trouble ahead" has always been a sure thing at any point in history. There is always some kind of "trouble ahead".

Be specific about what will happen and when and then if it really happens, maybe I'll be slightly impressed.

To all Beck supporters: choo-choo choose sanity!

"Once upon a time deep, deep in the jungle there was a little engine that could and he was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload over the mountain to the 20-63 battalion, needless to say there was plenty opposition.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could? No-sir-e-Bob, He just kept chuggin’ along…

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor. And blood and snot was drippin’ out his eye sockets.
You think that stopped the Little Engine That Could? Damn skippy he just kept chuggin' along.

chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot

It wasn’t till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. Just as the Little Engine was making his way across the trestle:

BOOM!

Explosion happened! Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere

And Bubba come crawling out the back door, both legs missing...
Lula May’s Baby Boy
And he looked up at me, he said

'Payne, I can't feel my legs...'

and I said 'Bubba, they ain't there'

And I looked down and them little bloody nubs was kicking real fast like this here.
And I said, “Bubba, It’s thirty miles to the nearest town, unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.

All of a sudden Charlie was all over the place,
just me and my sidearm.
I had no other alternative but to blast my way out:

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

DIE PIG DIE!
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!
BAM! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!"

Beck: "All Aboard God's Train. Buckle Up, Because Trouble Is Coming"

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

AHHH... an insurrection is coming! Glenn tell us what to do when the devil has taken over our republic.