Beck promotes "The Blaze": "This will have history on it," "faith," and "entertainment that won't assault your sensibilities"

And no truth.

Michael Buble. His voice isn't offensive, but I feel like I'm drowning in saccharine. I'm sure there's a ring in hell where Kenny G, John Tesh, Yanni, and Buble will play non-stop. It's a ring for very serious sins, so the punishments are particularly cruel.

...and be even less informed than they were before they read it.

I'm sure that's their intent.

It will be just one more Republican Propaganda outlet, with enough Jesus Juice sprinkled in to dazzle the knuckledraggers.

I listened to the article on the Explicit Poetry and GPS. It was pretty funny. Two guys, one a Professor, have used their salaries and maybe some grant money to give illegals cheap GPS so they won't get lost and die in the desert, and while you're walking, you get to listen to the programmer's naughty/arty poetry (which my go over the head of a non-native English speaker). And they were so outraged because taxpayer funds were used (cue heavily edited tape of public speech).

Don't Tease The Pink Panther?

Do you want to leave your boots on?

Nerzog, I think "Won't assault your sensibilities". basically means that it'll be dumbed down to simple basic fictional facts to back up the paranoia Beck and his fans have.

Cause you know topics like history and faith are tough, confusing, require intellect and study to learn and figure out, and trying to learn those things can hurt Becks fans brains, so they'll be dumbed down to the point of "Islam = bad Goldline = good". Simple.

Helll even entertainment can be intellectual, their entertainment will be a video with Beck shaking a stick with a balloon at the end of it saying "look at the shiny shiny".