Limbaugh: "Everybody Has An Angry Ex-Spouse"
January 19, 2012 1:11 pm ET
From the January 19 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
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I guess I am the abnormal one...
Rush Limbaugh has had MORE wives (4) than I have had children (3)...
Sorry for the error.
Now which party represents American Family Values..
The one represented by Clinton and Obama... 1 wife each.
or
The one represented by Gingrich and Limbaugh.... 7 between the two of them.
And no, Rush, we don't. I've been married for 31 years.
Even children?
Even people who've never married or were married only once and never divorced?
Is everybody another word we have to add to the long list of words Republicans don't know the meaning of, like hypocrisy, wealthy, socialism, fascism, fact, truth, lie...?
And I'll also remind you, Imbecile, of a recent one that made my Hall of Shame folder. When our favorite word-parser extraordinaire couldn't quite come to grips with a one-syllable, four letter word;
WILL
It's a long, convoluted thread, with some repetition and tangents ( as usual when Lil' Jimmy gets busy), but in its full context it's majestic. Quite possibly the most stoopidly determined argument I've ever seen on teh internets.
They watch Mad Men, wax nostalgic about the good ole days, and say "babes" and "skirts" a lot.
Pun intended.
Or is Rush is now tweaking the comics?
Lets see, he calls Michelle fat, he hopes drug addicts die, he condemns adultery, calls African Americans racist, thinks Obama hates
America, and thinks everyone has an angry ex spouse.
Projection much????
Fidelity? Not so much.
They're also forbidden from asking about that extra door in the broom closet that doesn't really seem to go anywhere.
Or post-nup.
Now I can't say for certain if my wife is that crazy about me...but I've only had just one.
How many have you had, Rush...so far?
Rush is a Teaklux
Or, better...do any of Rush's ex-wives have an angry ex-spouse?
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Interestingly, I was unaware of the stereotype of Micks ( the males, anyway) resisting marriage, I's always thought of them, especially the Papists, of being traditional types. I only heard of it fairly recently, from my mom, via her cousin ( Danes), discussing my brother and me vs. the sisters ( all hitched).
And speaking of music, does Lispy still have that hilariously untalented song parody guy around? Because " Everybody Has an Angry Ex-Spouse" set to Springsteen's " Hungry Heart" would make a great theme song for his show.
Got high on oxy-contin and I never came back.
My favorite Tommy Makem story (and one of his) was the critical reaction to his release of Four Green Fields. Some jerks sliced him up and down for ruining a beautiful "traditional ballad." He was actually debuting a song he'd just written.
"Who'd have us?"
Instead, I found a woman I couldn't stand and bought her a house.
All those extra words are confusing.
It sure is funny that none of his exes have ever written that "just waiting to be published" tell-all book about Fats. Them must be some airtight pre-nups he had them sign.
As always, it's situation dependent -- which meme favors a particular Republican? When it comes to "principles" and "values" Republicans are always flexible.
For he so loved our new nation that he gaveth his only begotten 2nd wife so that we may all know eternal capitalism and country-club racism.
"I have no clue."
Exact words. NOT taken out of context!
What do we give him for this most honest of self reflection????
Anyone? Anyone?
He has the stupidest audience on earth.
You'd of thunk we'd be the ones with all of the angry ex-spouses.
So 'fused.
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