Nice job on the Stimulus, Madame Speaker. But shouldn't you be changing some diapers?
US News & World Report's Washington Whispers page currently features  a poll asking readers who they would prefer to run a daycare center for their kids: First Lady Michelle Obama, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, or Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
And no, the poll doesn't offer the obvious fifth choice: "Why the hell would anyone ask this question?"
UPDATE: Fixed headline, which originally referred to "Madame Secretary."