O'Reilly: "[M]ost women who like artificial trees ... have artificial breasts"
While discussing the results of a recent Rasmussen poll on Christmas on the December 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Bill O'Reilly stated that "most women who like artificial trees ... have artificial breasts." O'Reilly sourced "a study done" at "UCLA in L.A." in making his claim.
From the December 19 edition of Westwood One's The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:
O'REILLY: Sixty-two percent of Americans will have a Christmas tree, but most of the trees will be artificial.
E.D. HILL (co-host): That surprises me. Only 62 percent have Christmas --
O'REILLY: Yeah. And here -- and here's a very -- here's something that Rasmussen didn't poll but I know, that most women who like artificial trees --
HILL: Yeah?
O'REILLY: -- have artificial breasts.
HILL: What?
O'REILLY: Did you know that? Yeah. There's a correlation. Yeah, there was a study done --
HILL: You know --
O'REILLY: It was. It was done at UCLA in L.A. All right --
HILL: I don't believe you --
O'REILLY: -- we gotta take a break -- we gotta take a break, and we'll be back with Reverend Barry Lynn to talk about why there's so much angst about Christmas in a moment.
people who own fake things tend to buy more fake things. merry fake christmas to you!
I think Bill was confused, and meant to say; "Yeah. And here -- and here's a very -- here's something that Rasmussen didn't poll but I know, that most women who like artificial trees -- USE THEM AS ARTIFICIAL BREASTS!!"
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on a fake network :)
Uh oh, Bill. You're losing your fake war on Christmas.
I am just glad he didn't say fake boobs. (shivers)
Not any misinformation... just a great example of Bill's lousy sense of humor. Sheesh.
Damn I feel like a jerk falling for that :-/
PLEASE EVERYONE IGNORE MY POST THINKING THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A STUDY...
I actually work at UCLA...and I wouldn't put it past 'em! Lord knows, there is no shortage of implanted breasts in Los Angeles. But, I do believe in this case, ol' Bill was pulling everyone's leg. If you listen to the actual recording, it comes out better.
The Paris Breast Review agreed with him...
IF such a study was done by UCLA, then all O'Reilly is doing is repeating that info.
Sounds a TAD silly I know-- but there's plenty of loonie studies done on stranger topics than THIS one every day.
someplace else?
O'REILLY: Yeah. And here -- and here's a very -- here's something that Rasmussen didn't poll but I know, that most women who like artificial trees --
HILL: Yeah?
O'REILLY: -- have artificial breasts
You pointed it out before I did! Stop stealing my ideas!
Bill O'Reilly is such a sexist.
Hey, how did you get your words to be bolded like that?
You may use the following HTML tags: "-
in this case I did the 'b' and at then end put a / between the
" text"
Hopefully I did not mess the text up here, the quote marks should keep it all bound but it is MMFA LOL
well,to actually display a tag you would have to do something like <b>text</b>
unfortunately, since there's no "preview" I don't know if that worked until I post.
close tag
Dang, it didn't work. I'll try again
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b/LIKE THIS/
Like this?
YAY I GOT IT
If there was such a dopey poll done by UCLA, then my first question would be "Was it publicly or privately funded?" Because if taxpayer dollars were used to find out what Christmas tree preference women who had fake boobs have??..................well, I would not be surprised.
What's next? - a poll on whether men who had penis enlargements prefer candy canes or garland as tree decorations..........hmm?
LOL I know a cheapshot but could not resist!
(good one)
I prefer massive pleasure producing, proud and erect Christmas trees with fat trunks.
And a French ti- erm, a star at the top. ;)
(Sorry, sorry, couldn't help myself)
We're talkin' serious brain damage, that is. Under what possible -- never mind. I can't even fathom this one.
It must be true cause Bill said it. Now I have no little ones anymore, but when my daughter was little searching for the perfect live tree was a part of our Christmas tradition. Now that she's grown and on her own we have the cutest table top artificial tree. It's about 4ft tall with the pretty little white lights already attached. I decorate it with white and silver ornaments. It's very pretty. My daughter does a table top artificial tree as well. Both of us have real boobs; although I'm sure when my daughter has kids she'll repeat the live tree tradition.
This must be the first time you have referenced your breasts in any post. If you must, but really..........
:)
Tommy you wound me deeply. In spite of the fact that I had surgery on one boob for a bout with breast cancer and that I'm 48 years old, I still have great boobs. My surgeon did a fantastic job. At 48 I’m still a good looking woman, but you should have seen me when I was younger. I mean I would have had to beat Bill O’Reilly off with a bat. (smile)
Oh just move closer to the screen so we can all see them then!
Merry Merry
"I would have had to beat Bill O’Reilly off with a bat."
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Now he does it all by himself (if you all know what I mean, and I think you do)...
and no sense of reality...
is a happy person. Or has a real tree ?
This is neither conservative nor misinformation... it's just dumb.
Yes, we know Bill-O is this sort of creepy, 70's-cruisy dirty old man. Point taken. Nothing to see here! Move along!
if you read his transcript Bull says it was never polled, he 'just knows it'. pulled straight from his george
What you're saying is that Bill got his ' facts' from the worse place he could get anything ...his own mind. I wonder if it's in keeping with his idyllic "traditionalist" vision of Christmas to associate Christmas trees with women's breats? Shouldn't someone like him be outraged?
these days, seems fitting...
pscychiatrist would probably love to examine this association.
"I wonder if it's in keeping with his idyllic "traditionalist" vision of Christmas to associate Christmas trees with women's breasts?"
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Maybe he was thinking of shiny silver aluminum trees and old Madonna videos.
Most men who masturbate with a loofah...like Bill O'Reilly.
close it twice
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But what a stupid article to bring about. How hte hell is this in any way important? MMFA reaching a little far on this one? Its not even political.
We agree.
Since you agree its stupid your ire should be aimed at O'falafel. Billy and his misogyny is fair game. The man is disturbed. (from the guys at sweetjesusIhatebilloreilly.com) He is twenty minutes and two double scotches away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."
And just post what you think is important? That would have two good benefits:
1. It would stop you from posting your serial inanities here.
2. It would be very easy to ignore, because it would always be wrong.
Well, let me put it this way, Evil. Many people, alas, still think that O'Reilly is a legitimate news source. I agree, there isn't a lot of reason for this item, if it's viewed as a solitary entity. But it isn't. This is merely part of the pattern that identifies O'Reilly for who he is, and is just further evidence that no one should trust him as a news source.
Now, having said that, I was wondering something else about this alleged study: if the correlation holds, does that mean that the 38% of households with no trees have women with no breasts at all?
I wouldn't examine O'Reilly's head without wearing a hazmat suit. Too many disturbing things going on in there.
The fact that he "knew" it to be true just proves my point.
Is that a luffa in your pocket...or are you just glad to be looking at yourself in the mirror again?
served by "artifical itelligence."
that should be "intelligence" Wish the MMFA offered spell check.
Sixty-two percent of Americans will have a Christmas tree, but most of the trees will be artificial. Most women who like artificial trees have artificial breasts. So most of (most of) these sixty-two percent of American households have a woman with implants? Lol
Now I know why he has to keep his war on Christmas going, he is crusading for boobs. Every utterance of Merry Christmas makes his mind wonder south.