Limbaugh broadcast "spoof ad" that included allegation of rape against Bill Clinton
During the October 5 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh broadcast what he called "a spoof ad from DNC Pharma. ... A new ad for a drug that they have recently introduced to the market: Tryphorgetin." The "spoof ad" declared: "If you are a supporter of Hillary Clinton and you have a nagging fear that her shameful past will come back to ruin her election chances, this message of hope is for you." In a mock testimonial, a woman asserted that after taking "Tryphorgetin," "I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped Juanita Broaddrick. Thank you, Tryphorgetin. Thank you, DNC Pharmaceuticals."
Limbaugh introduced the "spoof ad" by stating: "This is being emailed all over the place. I'm -- you may have heard it, because this is -- it's funny."
From the October 5 broadcast of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
LIMBAUGH: One more bite here before we go to the break and then get back to calls. You've got to hear this. This is being emailed all over the place. I'm -- you may have heard it because this is -- it's funny.
It is -- it's a new ad -- it's a spoof ad from DNC Pharma. It's a Bruce Chapman production, DNC Pharmaceuticals. A new ad for a drug that they have recently introduced to the market: Tryphorgetin.
[begin audio clip]
MAN: I had this terrible sense of anxiety, this unshakable sense of doom, but that was before I tried Tryphorgetin.
ANNOUNCER: If you're a supporter of Hillary Clinton and you have a nagging fear that her shameful past will come back to ruin her election chances, this message of hope is for you.
DNC Pharmaceuticals presents Tryphorgetin: more than just a drug, a way of coping.
WOMAN: Hillary was in charge of destroying the reputations of the women Bill sexually harassed. That used to bother me. Then I tried Tryphorgetin. Now I don't even remember what a bimbo eruption is.
MAN: When I tried Tryphorgetin, I completely forgot about the missing files from Vince Foster's office, Chinagate, the Madison Guaranty swindle, money for pardons. It's all just gone. Thanks to Tryphorgetin, I believe there really is a vast right-wing conspiracy that makes Bill jump into the sack with all those girls.
WOMAN: Here's the best part: I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped Juanita Broaddrick. Thank you, Tryphorgetin. Thank you, DNC Pharmaceuticals. I definitely recommend Tryphorgetin to all my fellow Democrats. It's made the difference between -- between -- what was I saying?
ANNOUNCER: Side effects are generally mild and include nausea, dizziness, and loss of self-esteem. In more severe cases, side effects include delusions of victory, irrational exuberance, and the complete suspension of rational judgment.
MAN: Tryphorgetin. Whatever it takes to win.
I'm sure this is being taken out of context.
Right?
Today Elizabeth Edwards called Limbaugh a draft dodger and wondered how he could even sit in a radio announcer's chair all these years since the anal cyst that got him out of the draft was incurable.
That comment was a lot funnier than Limbaugh's tired old parody of a guy who hasn't been president for 7 years now.
"In a mock testimonial, a woman asserted that after taking "Tryphorgetin," "I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped Juanita Broaddrick. Thank you, Tryphorgetin. Thank you, DNC Pharmaceuticals."
Replace Hilary with (wife/girlfriend of Mark Foley) and the implication of it to Mark Foley and/or about 16 year old Congressional interns and you'd be hearing Rush and the other right-wingers screaming to the top of their collective lungs on the disgust and vileness of the 'liberal' media on this sick attack, claiming that it wasn't funny in any capacity!
Hey Johnny, you know what's funny? I was radio surfing when I heard Rush mention Media Matters, so I tuned in for about 15 minutes and when he played Elizabeth's comments about him, his only response was something like "They're all running against ME now." He's so full of himself that his reaction to a pretty good shot (by a potential First Lady) is to say all the Democrats are running for President against HIM!
I think MMFA needs to put a package together (like they did for Don Imus) of all the low-blow comments and unsubstantiated personal attacks he has made in recent years and send them to the EIB network, Clear Channel or wherever and THEN let's see how much support he still gets from his bosses.
Joking (and lying) about an ex-President RAPING somebody is not funny, no matter how partisan you are, and I'm glad MMFA noticed it cuz I stopped tuning in by the time Rush did the spoof.
Again, this and all the other over-the-line Rush comments/attacks that MMFA has written about over the last 3 or so years needs to be put in ONE BIG article and sent out to his bosses, even if it doesn't lead to him being suspended or fired. You can't do what Harry Reid did and complain about ONE comment and expect change - Rush's superiors need to know about them ALL.
The least they could do after reading such a list is have a private meeting to tell him to tone down his over-the-line spoofs/insults or risk getting suspended. He can't have free reign to say what he wants any longer, not on my radio and certainly not on Armed Forces Radio.
Even if Clinton's been out of office seven years, I will always find how he got over on the American public and the National Organization of Women by his predatory behavior with women. As a parole officer one of the rarest, albeit interesting personality disorders I found was that of the sociopath....in my professional opinion, "this fits the Bill"...
Time will not diminish the interest in the Clinton presidency
At least is was a bit funnier than the Media Matters lapel pin.
This is funny? How about this?
MAN: I was in real grief when Laura Bush killed my girlfriend while driving drunk. But thanks to Fuhgeddaboutit, I no longer pine for the past.
WOMAN: Side effects include severe diahreah, constipation and vomiting all at the same time. And sex? Fuhgeddaboutit. Who wants to screw some uptight @sshole?
MAN: Fuhgeddaboutit. Whatever we say doesn't matter.
I guess sophomoric plays like this will work on some ppl, but those same ppl probably don't like my Senator Wide Stance and Minneapolis airport mens room "jokes" either.Hillary won't be Swift Boated. Let the games begin...the dirtier the better.
But arent they desperate....
Please post your favorite limbaugh joke about his drug addiction, or his cyst, or his lack of service to the country, or his trip with a few men when he was caught with Viagra, or... oh, nevermind, there is too much comedy found in a man that Conservatives somehow "respect".
If you listen to Limbaugh, we don't have anything in common.
What's the difference between Limbaugh and an Internet pedophile?
A fistful of Viagra and a plane ticket to the Dominican Republic.
Limbaugh isn't running for president and carping about what he says on his radio show is stupid. Bill Clinton paid out over $800,000 on a sexual harassment lawsuit. Hillary Clinton running on a gender-based pitch with that history is a legitimate issue. She has never gone on record about sexual harassment and whether a Governor sending a state trooper to fetch a state employee to his hotel room so that he could proposition her for sex is of concern to her. She should be pinned down about it; she's gotten a free ride from the media on it, for sure.
Andra, If anything other than the settlement part of your statement was true then maybe someone would ask her about it. FACTS something the Lombo crowd doesn't need apparently.
of course, she attended a fund raiser for clinton three weeks after the supposed rape.
What happens when Rush Limbaugh takes Viagra ?
His entire body grows three times it's normal size. [Rimshot]
(Thanks to Robin Williams)
Now that's funny
What is fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an a***ole?
Rush Limbaugh's tie
No, THAT was funny!
That was Freaking Funny! lol
That really was a good one!!
And for all of the Rush fans visiting this week:
How many Rush fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Rush hasn't shown them how to do it yet!
Boy this is fun, I should have looked these jokes up earlier in the week.
More, more, I want more jokes. I need more jokes to counter all the Hillary, Bill, Obama, Edwards, Biden, Dodd, Kucinich, Richardson, have I forgot anyone, jokes I receive daily from my conservative friends (yes I still have a few). It's lonely being the only blue dot in an ocean of red. ;-(
What's the difference between Limbaugh and a great big elephant turd?
The turd smells better, but, both are a lying pile of s**t.
What's the difference between Limbaugh and a septic tank?
50 pounds and a sport coat.
Limbaugh's so fat the back of his neck looks like a package of weiners.
Limbaugh's so fat he sweats gravy.
Limbaugh's so ugly "Gorillas in the Mist" was shot in his mom's shower.
What's the difference between a dittohead and a diaper?
They both soak up feces from an infantile sphincter, but the diaper has the decency not to spread it around.
An oldie but a goody.
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg? One's a flaming Nazi gas-bag and the other is a zeppelin.
I also believe I once saw a reference to Rush as Hermann Goering's illegitimate love child.
I might just have to check out this blow-hard. Who knows what he might say or do next?
"I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped Juanita Broaddrick."
I thought these people were supposed to be the family values folks. The husband is supposed to be the moral decision maker in the family. From that you would think the Republican "values voters" would be flocking to support Hillery if she stood by her husband no matter what he did.
I actually heard this when I was driving to lunch today, but probably wouldn't have found an excuse to bring it up here. Another exhibit in the Conservative/Comedy gap.
Aside from the projection of "short term memory" onto liberals (cons seem to forget important stuff, and stuff that actually happened), it also has the other required element of righty humor-it doesn't make any sense.
How do people give testimonials consisting of long lists of things that they can't remember?sheesh, put some effort into it.
rush is so ugly his hand rejected him , his mom had to hang sausages around his neck so the dog would play with him
You have got to be kidding right? We should support Hillary's decision to be subserviant to her husband's penchant for sexually abusing women as a matter of moral courage? This is what stands for 'family values' for the left?
You guys have got to get a grip. But I guess I'm hoping you don't for the entertainment this brings and that this kind of public dialogue exposes to mainstream America what today's demokrat party stands for.
Libs, stand firm in your beliefs throughout the election cycle, make your leaders tow the line and not run away from you and the left's tenets when most voters start to pay closer attention and let us see what the country decides.
I forget.
Who, exactly, has a "penchant for sexually abusing women"?
The FANTASY Clinton that exists only in the minds of the Limborg
"I forget.
Who, exactly, has a "penchant for sexually abusing women"?" --Deeznuts
He'll probably answer: Democrats. Might be true, since we all know Republicans abuse boys.
Clinton paid out over $800,000 to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit.
how much did bill o reilly pay to settle his, wasnt clarence thomas also accused of sexual harassment did mark foley pay the underage boys he harassed
Who accused Thomas of sexual harrassment? It wasn't Anita Hill. One of the senators who was on that committee personally told me that she never accused him of that - and she is a lawyer - she knows how to word an accusation. She apparently never affirmed or stated that he sexually harassed her.
Well we know what you ReNAMBLAcans stand for LYING, baseless accusations smears without a shred of evidence then more lying.
was clinton ever indicted or convicted of rape?
and how dare a man who has been divorced 3 times, picks up women from his caller lines and takes sex trips to south america, where underaged hookers, both make and female, are plentiful, dare bloviate about family values.
The post about Hilary standing by her man was sarcastic, you lunkhead. But thanks for writing, pc, cause I do believe we have a nominee for "Most incoherent blog post 2007".
The Broaddrick story was ancient news when Kenny Brownstarr's goons were turning Arkansas upside down for dirt on Clinton.
They heard the shopworn story dozens of times. They dismissed Broaddrick as a nutcase. 'Nuff said.
Broaddrick runs a business and has done so for many years. She wasn't a part-time stripper; she's a obviously NOT a nutcase. Most sexual assault victims don't have a story or a credibility up to her standard. That said, I don't know if she was truthful or not but she was always a lot more credible than the Duke Rape Case woman, for sure.
Oh for sure, yah, you betcha. Think spreading rumors around was mentioned somewhere...let's see..."thou shalt not bear false witness."
Q. What do you think of when Limbaugh says "soldier"?
A. A pimp saying "love".
Q. Why does Limbaugh like golf?
A. He has to buy his balls.
Q. Why does Limbaugh love cigars?
A. He can smoke'em standing up.
Is this MMFA's mission statement? This video is on YouTube regarding this spoof ad. It is something that Saturday Night Live would play. And it is harmlessly funny.
You can do better then this. God, life is too short to waste peoples time with idiotic references to harmless fun.
" You can do better then this. God, life is too short to waste peoples time with idiotic references to harmless fun"
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To a reich-winger, baseless accusations of rape are "harmless fun."
Just as to a reich-winger, preying on underage pages is "harmless fun."
What's funnier is Limbaugh getting busted for the illegally prescription of Viagra. I'm surprised that the company didn't ask Limbaugh to be its spokesperson.
Life has its ups and downs, right Rushy!
Also funny is that he can't keep wives.
Are you trying to compete against King Henry the Vlll, Rushy!
Now that's funny!
So is Rush Limbaugh trapped in some sort of time warp where it is still the mid-nineties? Is he pining away for the good ole days when he had a number one radio show, a TV show, and two best selling political tracts (I hesitate to refer to his writing as books)? Does he miss the days before Media Matters existed to catch him in his lies and distortions? Does he miss the days when he was literally and figuratively the biggest man in talk radio? Are the halcyon days before Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and Bill O'Reilly stole his thunder fading into distant memories in his drug addled brain?
I miss those days too. I was in high school. I had no serious worries. And the worst sins President Clinton ever committed were Whitewater, Monica Lewinsky, NAFTA, and maybe welfare reform. They seem mild in comparison compared to Bush's fascist outrages, don't they?
So is Rush Limbaugh trapped in some sort of time warp where it is still the mid-nineties?
The Democrat Party is all set to return the wife of the only elected President to be impeached (not even Nixon was impeached!) back to the White House, and Rush is in a "time warp"?
As HRC might say about the irony, "cackle cackle cackle cackle"!BillyBob... tick tock tick tock.... phony soldier heroes ?
Skipped right by that, huh? Billybob, you had 12 hours, you couldn't even try?
tick tock...
only elected President to be impeached Billybobjones
Junior still has 14 months on his term.
pearlene_scott1602
You're making a good point - 14 months is a long time.
And as a conservative, I must admit that my opinion of GWB is pretty low right now.
But fortunately they can't impeach a guy for being inarticulate and obtuse.
We could impeach him for comitting a fraud against the United States. He sent 12 reports to Congress stating that the aluminum tubes could ONLY be used for Gas Centrifuges a YEAR after all of our scientists in the field refuted that entirely. IF you impede the proper working of Congress with such lies and distortions it constitutes a crime and THAT is impeachable.
Don't hold your breath waiting on his impeachment. He hasn't done anything wrong.
He lied to the American people about Iraqi WMDs. He misled Congrss about the aluminum tubes he wiretapped Americans WITHOUT a warrant which was one of the articles of impeachment against Nixon. He has done PLENTY wrong on top of his monumental incompetence.
1) Not a single vote has been cast in any primary as yet. Wait. 2) Nixon was only saved from impeachment by his resignation. And being impeached and acquitted is no more dishonorable than being indicted, tried and acquitted. 3) in the 90's we were at peace, the budget was balanced, gas dipped below a dollar a gallon, and terrorists foreign and domestic were caught, tried and convicted in the regular courts, and big terrorist plots were thwarted, and America was liked and respected throughout the world. There's something to be said for the 90's.
The only reason Nixon wasnt impeached is because he resigned before the vote. AND he was aquitted in the Senate. There is NO Democrat party. If you ReNAMBLAcans are so ignorant you dont know the name of the largest political party in the US why should we take any of your ignorant rantings seriously?
This whole thread illustrates the hypocrisy of the left. I'm glad you all have shown your true colors. You all are worse than any Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rush, Savage, Boortz, Levin, Humphries, O'Reilly, or Elder could ever DREAM of being. Congratulaions. You folks are "The Worst People in the World".
This whole thread illustrates the hypocrisy of the left. - bush lies
In what way?
Just kidding. I don't expect any backup from any of you parrots.as you were.
"This whole thread illustrates the hypocrisy of the left. "--Bush Lies
My aren't you being a bit harsh as well as hypocritical yourself? After all, your one of those who thinks it's okay for Limbaugh to say horrible things about the troops who disagree with Bush. I need you to tell me once again what 'Rush really meant to say' since he needs an interpretor.
And frankly, I get sick and tired of Republicans living on the down low preaching to me about values which don't exist within their own party. Democrats have always demonstrated a better grasp of values, there was never a need to try to sell it to others.
Your post illustrates that you are a liar and a moron. Good job
A feud is going on between Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter. It all started at a cocktail party when someone commented that although Rush might be prettier, Ann has a penis.
"I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped Juanita Broaddrick."
They sound so sure of themselves don't they - yet isn't it funny how no one ever tried to bring charges in this supposed case, just like the other bogus "scandals" that after millions of dollars and years of investigation turned out to be just more RW witch hunts (e.g. Whitewater).
That's pretty funny! You leftist whiners just don't have any sense of humor do you? When are you going to quit letting Rush drive you crazy?
This is the funniest Ad I've seen in a while.
I think the evidence shows that Clinton did in fact rape Juanita Broaddrick. It's amazing that after all that is known about Clinton's sexual problems, the sissies at MMFA would dispute this.