On Hannity & Colmes, Coulter vowed to fight Clinton because "I do not want to be fitted for a burqa"
On the October 8 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter told co-host Sean Hannity, "I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton." Coulter's comment came after Hannity, referring to the leading Republican 2008 presidential candidates, asserted: "You know what? On the defining issue of our time, all of them have taken a strong position on terrorism," adding, "If we don't have a country because the country's been blown up by people who want to kill us, that's an important campaign issue." Later during the segment, co-host Alan Colmes told Coulter that "if Hillary's elected, we're not going to be wearing burqas, OK? I don't think that's going to happen."
Media Matters for America noted that an October 2 New York Observer blog post featuring excerpts of an interview with Coulter quoted her as saying: "If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat [sic] president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."
From the October 8 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes:
HANNITY: Before I get to [Samuel "Sandy"] Berger [former national security adviser to President Clinton], so you don't like Fred. You don't like Rudy. You sort of like Mitt. You don't like McCain. If the Republicans split, doesn't she win?
COULTER: Well, as my family used to say, let's burn that bridge when we get to it. Right now, it's probably going to be Giuliani or Romney, and I'd rather not have to defend someone who had a sanctuary city and supports --
HANNITY: Why don't you like Fred Thompson? I like Fred Thompson. I like Mitt. I like Rudy. I like --
COULTER: You're easy.
HANNITY: I'm not easy. You know what? On the defining issue of our time, all of them have taken a strong position on terrorism, and I believe all of them will -- you know what? We want to have all these debates? If we don't have a country because the country's been blown up by people who want to kill us, that's an important campaign issue.
COULTER: Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton.
[...]
COLMES: He's [Berger] not advising the Clinton camp -- by the way, if Hillary's elected, we're not going to be wearing burqas, OK? I don't think that's going to happen. He is not advising --
COULTER: That was 10 minutes ago.
COLMES: -- he's not advising the Clinton campaign.
I am sorry , but Ann Coulter can go straight to hell with her vicious hate.
In fundamentalist cultures, women are forced to wear burkas to hide their femininity.
People like Ann have nothing to worry about.
Does a burqa conceal an Adam's apple?
jlyons,
Hoping a person goes straight to Hell sounds a bit hateful don't you think?
No, hoping a person goes to hell with a 6 hour stopover at LAX - that's hateful.
HBL,
Hahahah.. That one was funny!
Try the international terminal at LAX three weeks after 9-11. : (
Or anywhere at DIA right after it opened in 1995 and the automated baggage system was eating people's luggage......
Wishing someone straight to hell is something that should be done after careful discriminate consideration.
Jaylon chose wisely.
Not really since she has no respect for the women of 9 11
Allen Stepro
USMC Ret
You're right as usual, AA. Loyal MM'ers everywhere should apologize to Hell for wishing such a hateful event on them. Coulter should be sent to Hell's waiting room, permanently.
"Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton."
Anne Coulter will have to wear a burqa? That's a good reason to vote for Hillary!
mAnn Coulter is like a child who says outrageous things to get attention. She will say anything to sell a book or get people to talk about her. She is an egotist-a lonely, cancerous tumor of a bony carcass. And she loves the limelight. A sad human wannabe.
How come she's not worried about the Christian Right putting us in burqas???
The woman is clearly divorced from reality.
well burqas are a muslim thing. Christians don't have anything to do with burqas.
She will.
I don't think we could find a burqa to fit a bag of bones and a hank of bleached hair.
In an affected voice, Annie intones
That a burqa just won't fit her bones
It's very hard, you see
To find burqas, size "pea"
So black shrouds are all that she owns.
"Size pea"... nice :)
Oh, I don't know. I think a bhurka would be a pleasant change from that ratty black dress she always wears.
That ratty black dress is a funeral shroud 'cause she knows she and her ideological buds are goin' down!
Oh man, I really didn't want that picture in my head of her going down on her ideological friends...
Especially her dead friends.
Who is going down?
Ann, on her ideological friends...
How is she going down?
You should really be asking your parents about the birds and the bees, not me.
You afraid to answer the question? Who is going down and for what?
Silly boy, I've already told you. Talk to your parents about that.
Wana meet at a Starbucks and talk it over?
Which Starbucks? If it's not to far from me I'd be pleased to meet you.
I suppose I could draw pictures, but they would be stick figures!
What is this fixation with meeting strangers at Starbucks? Never mind I'll mind my business.
How will I find him if I go? Will there be toe tapping involved?
Cracking up loudly over here! Thanks, that was a good one.
Ann Coulter's going down on her dead friends.
probably some signal involving coffee.
Here is an little song that will help you understand Noro
http://www.paulweb.com/Pweb%20backup/wavs/clinton%20monica.wav
Oh come on! However, I do have charm like him.
So Skeletor doesn't like burqa's, but she's apparently in favor of the kind of oppression that women who do wear burqa's endure.
FLIP FLOP!
Good point there. I think it's funny how so many of the right-wing religious conservatives have declared their mortal enemies to be...
right-wing religious conservatives.
The difference is, they worship a different sky daddy. Sort of.
COULTER: I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton. Maybe this time around she'll follow her Adam's apple to the correct polling place.
Speaking of Adam's apple:
Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I Will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.
Each time I see that bag of bones, I'm going to tell a joke about her cause that's what she is a JOKE!
COULTER: Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton.
Come on folks, that was funny.
But this was priceless:
COLMES: He's [Berger] not advising the Clinton camp -- by the way, if Hillary's elected, we're not going to be wearing burqas, OK? I don't think that's going to happen. He is not advising --
COULTER: That was 10 minutes ago.
So typical of Colmes, always behind & running to catch up
Because he's a shill... prob in his fat contract from Fox... Article 7e.1... he may only respond 'after the fact'...
I just can't get over how people - Republicans too - aren't completely sick and tired of hearing Coulter's inane commentary. Tantamount to schoolyard taunts...
Colmes flat out lied when he said Berger is not advising Hillary.
- Aides to the New York Democrat were unapologetic about Berger's advisory role, noting he is not a central figure but has valuable and welcome input -
Colmes is an intellectual lightweight and a left wing boob. Hannity? Same kind of song just a different tune.
I do not disagree.
The difference is it is Colmes ROLE to be a lightweight. If he ever teed off and showed Hannity to be the complete moron he is that would be the end of Colmes contract with Fox.
As I said... ;)
If Colmes ever started using hateful personal attacks he would get kicked off of Fox. Fox does not allow hateful character assasins on their network. They stick with both liberals and conservatives who are civil and don't engage in that type of hate.
Now THAT comment by rino honey IS funny. Civility on Fox! Ha.
Every time I think you cant show yourself to be even MORE delusional than you have in the past you surpass your previous record. Good job showing how far removed you are from reality
Big surprise, someone on Rupert's payroll lied.
"schoolyard taunts" That is how I look at it. most people on here look at it as "Hate Speach" Pretty sad if you ask me.
Did you think Anns schtick deserved anything more? If you did then YOU are pretty sad
that was 10 minutes ago rotor
Why aren't Repubs. sick and tired of Annie? Kathy Griffin answers that question for you at YouTube. You'll die laughing.
I totally disagree. Though I might be capable of fake laughing for a second or two if a.) I thought she was pretty and b.) I was in her presence at the time she whored for the attention. But I don't and I wasn't.
Coulter's joke was not funny, nor was it offensive. It was just plain lame, stupid and unoriginal, like pretty much all zingers that emanate from conservative yappers.
Yep. Not worth getting worked up over. Not funny, not original, not clever... sounds like Coulter.
I didn't find that funny. I really don't get conservative humor.
Neither do they. Just ask the 1/2 hour news hour how funny they are...
Sorry, Snoop...I stepped on your post.
Have you ever seen Fox's "Half Hour News Hour"? It's a lame attempt to compete with Jon Stewart, and gives you a chilling glimpse of conservative "humor". I swear it must be co-written by Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
Probably because humor is supposed to be funny, theirs' is just nasty; Like that awful show that used to be on Comedy Central where conservative "comedians" juts sat around slinging racial-ethnic epithets and that’s probably why Dennis Miller can't find a sustainable audience outside of the folks that watch Fox for their truth.
Colmes is no match for the master
Of puerile and rotting disaster
Jeter thinks she amuses
Because she reuses
Barbs as droll as old drywall plaster
Ah sweet Julia, I laugh at bathroom jokes & Liberal funny guys like Stewart & Colbert too.
I'm just a happy goofy guy that chuckles a lot :-)
Chuckles, not cackles like you know who :-O
Jeter - don't you mean 'cankles'?
Sorry, just adding fuel to your Republican echo-box.
Do you think women should be allowed to vote, let alone run for President?
Do you think women should be allowed to vote, let alone run for President?
Well Misha I hope that wasn't a serious inquiry. If it was I'd have to conclude that you are one nutty Lefty.
So I'm gonna figure you were joking ;-)
I just noticed that you tend to defend Coulter's wit, because she's 'funny' (and I don't think you mean funny-looking)
I was wondering if you agree with any of her principles? So yes, it was a serious question. I'm somewhat placated by your response, but still disturbed by your ability to stomach her bile.
J,
Now come on, cut him some slack - it's a logical leap to make, since you aren't calling Ann every slurring insult allowed here like many others, that you agree with her stated position of yanking away a woman's right to vote.
How can any other conclusion be made? You have been outed.
Memo to Jeter2;
This is a liberal website, thereby only the contributing liberals are entitled to identify humor. When humor is therefore labeled either funny - HAHA, by a fellow liberal, or nasty - BOO, by an evil rightwinger - then, and only then, are you or I, or other non-liberals, allowed to offer our opinions.
After all, as Solon and others often remind us - this is NOT OUR WEBSITE. I guess it's theirs. ;(
You sonnofa........!
Why, I oughtta.....!
Memo to Tommy:
The following is not funny:
Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton.
Nope. Not funny. I will rightly question the comedic sensibility of anyone who files the above under funny. It's just not funny.
That's because humor, like reality, has a liberal bias.
This is a liberal website, thereby only the contributing liberals are entitled to identify humor.
Tommy,
As far as I can tell the only time Liberals find anything funny is when the joke is aimed at the Right.
If it's directed at the Left, they get all serious & it's verboten to laugh.
I would suggest that some here really need a humor transplant ;-)
Yeah Coulter can be lame, but she can also hit the mark. Folks here should learn to laugh at themselves. It's healthy.
And this site belongs to Brock. He's invited us ALL to post. Some here just don't like opposing opinions.
Nobody's buying what you're selling, J2.
Sorry, guy.
On the contrary JJ, J's remarks were right on the money, and worth every cent - I'm buying, big time.
Well, homeslice, You're the only one. Hope you're not paying too much.
Nah Puddin', Jeter gets me a group discount.
You and J2 make a group?
You said I was the only one, I didn't.
Well, you boys have a nice time in your menage a deux.
Jeter and Tommy manage ducks? For some reason that quacks me up!
No they arent. They are whining. As if we had an obligation to pretend the meanspirited, unoriginal bilge Coulter spews is funny. I find Southpark funny even when they skewer liberals the difference is they ARE witty. Coulter isnt. You have to be completely humor challenged to think she is. Here is a clue you guys desperatly need. If no one is LAUGHING its lame to blame the audience. You can keep WISHING she were funny and pretending its our fault her stupidity isnt funny to us but its LAME.
Right on! You got it, Solon. There's a difference b/w someone trying to be funny...and funny. To say Coulter ain't funny... is an understatement.
solon,
Maybe you missed it, but as far as I know there is no studio audience and no laugh track on H&C.
Coulter is outrageously funny. That means it is so funny how she sends you guys out in rages. ;-)
Still trying to convince us that you can read our minds? You cant. Or is that todays hivemind assignment telling us liberals how angry we are. I dont rage at the pathetic creature that is Ann I pity her. I bet she doesnt even remember what it was like before her soul vacated, saying it was SO out of there, about the time she was six.
Dep. Fife, why are Republicans constantly projecting their anger on others? Pity, baffled amusement and boredom are a long way from rage.
Ok Solon's little "me too". How many liberal posters here have expressed boredome, pity, and baffled amusement toward Coulter in this thread? Oh gee.. by my count, ZERO!
Sometimes it would help if there were any grounding in reality from you guys. Next time Gomer try an original thought.
ps. Solon expressing pity is the second biggest laugh I had from him today. The other is in another thread where he called someone else delusional! :-)
Hey, AA does have a sense of humor after all. He says that Ann Coulter is funny. Now that's hilarious.
and he satirically responded to my post by projecting and not comprehending original thought.
Original thought is not a concept the hivemind is familiar with.
HBL,
That comment back on page one about LAX was funny!
You wouldnt know reality if it bit you on the ass. You can keep pretending the delusional fantasies of the hivemind are reality but its like your amazing mind reading powers they arent real. You dont KNOW how we feel you only know how we post when we are amusing ourselves. Of course I pity Coulter. Doesnt everybody? It is sad when someone has not a shred of decency. Just because your Limborg assignment is to interject how angry us lefties are doesnt make THAT real either.
Amusing yourselves? Hahahah... now that is amusing!
Yes, you always sound so calm, so reasonable, so mellow when posting about Coulter and for that matter any other thread. The only post I've seen recently that had any substance to it was your description of the humor found on "South Park".
You cant hear me nor can you read my mind. Its only your delusions and your hivemind assignment to tell us liberals how mad we are that has you saying that. As for my substance you just arent bright enough to understand the concept
"Coulter is outrageously funny. That means it is so funny how she sends you guys out in rages."
Maybe she should host SNL sometime?
Being mean and nasty and saying terrible things about folks who can't stop you from doing it IS FUNNY to some conservatives. yuk yuk.
Jeter, in the word of Al Franken
Some people who can't tell a joke think they can, to the embarrassment of everyone around them. They think they know what a joke is.
What they know is what a joke sounds like. They know what jokes are meant to do.
They've read Freud and grasped that jokes are often expressions of anger or hostility. They know that sometimes the best jokes are shocking, outrageous, even offensive. They've heard Pryor and and they've heard of Lenny Bruce. They've seen Animal House one too many times. They've been told that certain words are funny all by themselves. Like bratwurst. Bratwurst is a funny word. Order some in a restaurant with a straight face. I dare you. There are lots of words like bratwurst. It doesn't matter what they mean. Their actual meaning has nothing to do with their funniness. Put them in a sentence, and that sentence will sound like a joke.
Rat poison, for instance. Creme brulee? Not so much.
But knowing all this, these people without a sense of humor will try to write a joke.
And come up with something like this: "We need someone to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee" Ann Coulter
I disagree with this idea that humor has to be aimed at the Right to be funny. The Daily Show has been having a good time at the expense of progressives, as has Colbert.
A number of conservatives have tried to point out funny Coulterisms and they're just not funny to me. But in the same vein, I don't find the jokes about her being a man to be funny either. Coulter thinks she's funny because she says something that's outrageous to progressives and echoes what a lot of regressives think. There's more to humor than that.
Marv,
This discussion of what is humor, and what is not, is obviously different for everyone. But the actual "joke" itself is only half the humor equation, in my opinion. The other half is the reaction of those it's directed at - in Ann's case, liberals.
Now, much of her humor, ok, most of it, is the shock and awe form - say something so outrageous, in a caricature element, and let her supporters gauge liberal's reactions. My opinion is if those to whom her "humor" is aimed show indifference and a yawning "more of the same", her jokes fall flat. If she ruffles feathers and gets a stiffening indignant reaction, then her humor has legs, so to speak.
Nasty, insulting humor needs this type of reaction in order for it to have any comical component whatsoever......Coulter depends on that reaction from liberals, and she usually gets it. If she didn't, it is benign and impotent in any relative sort of way.
My opinion.
Tommy, there are people who think that insulting someone and watching them get mad is great fun. they laugh and laugh. Then they go to another part of the schoolyard to find another kid to bully. "Hey, tubbo!""Hey, look at four-eyes!" "Hey Billy! You're mother's a hoor!""Oooh look! He's gettin' all red! You gonna cry, pansy?"
Laughing yet?
Ann Coulter substitutes the immunity of the TV studio for being a big kid. She insults us, she attacks us, she wishes death on people, she lies--and it's funny because we get angry?
Tommy, suppose you're sitting at your place of work. Somebody hands you a box. In it is a can of deodorant.
Isn't that a laugh riot?
Tommy, Ann is not clever. She is not good with words. Her attacks are not particularly insightful: women vote for Democrats because they want free handouts? Because they're stupid? True or not, this is new?
Her jokes are of the 'you stink! You stink and I hope you die!' And who, besides the taunter, finds this funny? The bully's weaselly little friends, hiding behind the bully and just plain delighted that they're in on a piece of cruelty and they're going to get away with it.
Her jokes are of the 'you stink! You stink and I hope you die!' And who, besides the taunter, finds this funny? The bully's weaselly little friends, hiding behind the bully and just plain delighted that they're in on a piece of cruelty and they're going to get away with it.
Thanks for that comment. I believe it describes correctly the reason for her popularity and for the success of reich wing talk radio. The little bullies want to hear things said that THEY couldn't get away with saying in the real world and "at arms length" from their victim.
Excellent post, PBG.
BINGO! Excellent post! That is exactly the issue here.
There is nothing funny about teasing or bullying and that is exactly what Ann is doing, as Tommy so succinctly described. However, my opinion of Tommy has diminished since he finds this type of behavior humorous.
I know my opinion means nothing to you, Tommy, but now, yours means even less to me.
Now if Ann Coulter's burqua came with a ball gag...THAT would be funny!
Your opinion doesnt make sense. As I said I find South Park funny even when they skewer liberals. They are ALWAYS outrageous and push the envelope. The DIFFERENCE is they are clever and witty. Ann's repetoire is recycled third grade playground tripe. I outgrew it, I didnt even find it funny in third grade, maybe if she had caught me in kindergarten
solon,
I find you amusing bud! You say you outgrew third grade humor but you like South Park?
Last time I watched it, it depended on bathroom humor and killing Kenny again for it's laughs.
But then again I think George Gobels was the funniest guy I ever saw on TV. (#2 is Bill Cosby).
On the game show "Hollywood Squares" when asked by host Peter Marshall "True or false- a pea can last 5000 years." George responded "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimesYes I like South Park though you are right it is sometimes far too juvenile. However its juvenile humor us usually in the context of razor sharp social parodies. Not always. They are sometimes just dumb and other times miss the target but they ARE usualy clever in their analogies of social comentary when skewering both liberals AND conservatives. I LIKE dumb comedies too. None of this has anything to do with Coulters meanspirited, trite, and humorless jibes. They arent funny. You can pretend they are or defend them till the stars burn out and the Oceans dry up. They wont BECOME funny.
Tommy, your opinion and Ann's "humor" are both impotent. Like whadda we care? But she is good for some good old fashioned skewering. And that is all. Fodder for the witty liberals here. I honestly don't see anybody much caring at this point what the dry bones has to say. She has rendered herself irrelevant. But she is rife for some well deserved abuse, so she is useful in a perverse sort of way.
Oh JJ, Even through your clever prose you can't hide the angst and rage that Ann brings out in you, otherwise you wouldn't resort to your patented "bag of bones" schtick leveled her way.......Sweety, if you can't see that then perhaps a little self reflection practice is in order instead of juicy limerick training.
I'm just sayin'........because you ain't foolin' anyone. And for the record, to have my opinions invalidated by certain liberals, including you, makes me "feel alive". MUAH!
Sad.
- my last comment to a Tommy post.
Like I said Tommy, AC deserves a good old fashioned skewering. All that projection of you cons is starting to make me think you are developing a certain personality disorder.
Tommy is trying so hard
To laddle this thread with some lard
But it's falling so flat
He just can't combat
That liberals own the funny card
Tommy: I am not voting for Clinton. This is just not funny:
Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton.
Not funny.
Ah, Humor. Such a complicated thing, Blondes detest Blonde Jokes, Computer Geeks seldom like fun poked that them, Engineers are really thinned skinned about their profession, Lawyers hate humor aimed at them. So, should be be suprised the Left doesn't get humor aimed from the Right as the Right gets upset at humor aimed at them. All see "humor" coming from their perspective as uproareously funny and everything else as a form of hate speech.
Humor is better when it is presently correctly verbally rather than written and a lot of humor depends on delivery (Ask John Kerry as an example of bad delivery or Jon Stewart, Jay Leno, etal as examples of the better way to deliver the "punch". We can go through life being upset at everything that we perceive is "anti our view" or we can roll with the flow, knowing that tomorrow will probably bring a chance for us to "offend rather than be offended."
I suppose if you spent all day, monitoring TV, Radio, etc, you could find something to offend you, but you would miss so much in the meantime.
Actually I had a very good friend who was a lawyer and she LOVED lawyer jokes.
So, should be be suprised the Left doesn't get humor aimed from the Right as the Right gets upset at humor aimed at them.
Ummm... I "get" what Coulter said and what she said was plainly and simply not funny. Ann Coulter is to "comic" as Charles Nelson Riley was to "straight man". Let me try this again; looking to Coulter for humor is akin to trying to find structure and order on Andy Rooney's desk or looking for democracy in Iraq. This is not political nor is it complicated. Red is not beige and Ann is not funny.
J2,
You guys are so funny! People on the left are always engaging in self-deprecating humor. When was the last time you heard Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity, O'Reilly, et al offer up something remotely self-deprecating? They can't laugh at themselves for the same reason they rarely take callers who disagree with their point of view. Never admit a mistake and always surround yourself with like-minded simpletons...er, uh 'Ditto-Heads"! Liberals, on the other hand, welcome debate and can and do admit mistakes. Something those on the right would never do even in the face of overwhelming evidence (See WMD rationale(s) for war, Rush's backpeddling/historical revision, and Senator Craig's attempt to withdraw a "guilty plea" - just to name a few).
"As far as I can tell the only time Liberals find anything funny is when the joke is aimed at the Right."
Well, Jeter, since you gave a broad brushstroke statement, I have to assume you mean all Liberals, not just the ones who post on this site. I consider myself fairly liberal but have laughed heartily at the barbs Jon Stewart has made at H. Clinton, John Kerry, and many Congressional Democrats. Absurdity from either side should be mocked. It's just that Republicans provide so much more material!
I dont TELL them what to post. In the same way that if I am invited to be a guest at someones house I dont complain about the food.
Again with the attempt to define humor! A sense of humor is like artistic talent...Either you have it or you don't. It's not something one can learn or fake (Once again, see the "1/2 Hour News Hour"). I'll admit that Rush is occasionally funny but it's usually only when he is being petty, meanspirited, or hopped up on Hillbilly Heroin. When he was slurring his words on air and sounding drunk he was hysterical! Also, I don't think we'll be seeing Ann with anything covering her head any time soon...Unless it's a paper bag!
Nobody would suggest all women wear burqas. However, Coulter might be a different story altogether.
I think they are Sexxy!
So Ann in a burqa would be sexy to you?
You know, it's called a "fetish" when you react erotically to non-sexual objects. And I'm not sure what it's called when your react to burqas...
Well, it does leave a lot for the imagination.
Does this fantasy include that she be muzzled under the burqa? That's mine that Coulter not be seen or heard.
I'm sorry. I forgot about the conservatives here. Spoiler alert for liberals. Tutorial for conservatives.
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See, I was basically calling coulter an unnatural object, because I mentioned two things, and called one of them unnatural. Most would assume that I was referring to the the burqa, but I then clarified by mentioning the burqa in another context that I was referring to Ann, creating loads of comedic hilarity. This is a fairly elementary humor technique, but should still be used with caution by anyone who has voted R during the past 4 years. Consult a professional. Do not attempt without adult supervision. For indoor use only.
Neon, one of my favorite, very elementary humor techniques, as I stooped to here.
Ah yes - walking the tightrope between funny and disturbing. Definitely advanced and dangerous territory for conservatives, as evinced by limbaugh.
NEON:
Hee hee! Pretty subtle!
Here's how it works. Coulter has her way, women have to turn in their voter registration cards, and at that point they are ISSUED a burqa.
Then, they are given a pregnancy test. If positive, they are assigned an armed state employee whose job it is to make sure she carries to term.
While guarding her for nine months, he can aid Homeland Security by reporting anything she might say that is critical of the government.
Rightwing politics is certainly colorful. It's all about that "FREEDOM" thing.
"I do not want to be fitted for a burqa..."
Sadly, Ann Coulter becomes more pathetic by the day...even her "jokes" are as worn out as she is. Ann how much more money do you need to live comfortably? Did you already spend all the money from the last book? It's not a pretty sight to see someone prostitute herself to this extent...
I see PROGRESS.
Hatefilled Ann is NOT going to join Hysterically Frightened Hannity in fighting CANDIDATE Hillary, or even NOMINEE Hillary.
The fight will be against PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton.
This nod to the inevitable was probably a Freudian Slip for these rightwing nutjobs, but if they're girding up their repulsive loins for yet another "fight" with yet another "President Clinton" ... in the words of a more recent president, "BRING IT ON". They utterly failed the last time (Bill Clinton is more popular and beloved than ever), and there is no indication they have gotten any smarter since then.
I noticed that as well.
Have you any doubt they won't?
SAVE DEMOCRACY, VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT!!
The closer we get the '08 election, the more desparate they get. The vitrial will be beyond anything we have to compare it to, even McCarthyism.
We need these scoundrels to flog their log all the way through 11/08 so when change comes there will be no reason to explain why!!
Happy Thoughts;
Dan Grady
"If we don't have a country because the country's been blown up by people who want to kill us, that's an important campaign issue."
Why does Ann Coulter hate America? We survived a 40-year cold war with the Soviet Union, and they had tens of thousands of nuclear missles that could literaly annihilate every major city in our country hundreds of times over. But somehow she feels that a disorganized band of cave dwellers can destroy us. Surely we are stronger than that.
Yes, OBL and other extremists are a threat to the lives of Americans. Yes, we need to attack that threat on many fronts, including military, economic, diplomatic, legal, covert, humanitarian, and many others. No, this is not an existential threat to our country. It's ridiculous that we even have to argue the point that the people, institutions, and history of our great country are stronger than that.
COULTER: Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton.
I think conservatives want women covered up and dressed in burqas so if Coulter is afraid of being placed in one, she should be supporting Democrats.
I would fight Hillary too, but for completely different reasons. I laugh when I hear cons call Hillary "Goldwater Gal" Clinton a liberal.
Wow. Could she be any dumber?
In your case Ann, a Burqa won't be needed. A simple brown paper bag will do.
Now, that's funny.
And maybe a flea collar?
..don't forget the muzzle.
"COULTER: Well, as my family used to say, let's burn that bridge when we get to it. "
I think she meant cross...burn that cross...thank you I be here all week.
A google search for ann coulter wears a burqa to excite her man returns over 200 results.
Funny, replace Ann with Liberal, you get over 600 results. Shows how tolerant liberal are. Thats all.
As a great man once said "Huh?"
I think norotor was demonstrating that legendary conservative humor deficiency with the old "I know you are, but what am I" Hail Mary.
Ann is so emaciated, she almost got knocked over by her own 'straw man'
Seriously, if she doesn't eat something soon, she might blow away. And the world would be a better place for everyone :)
Don't worry, Ann...the Chinese will own us long before Al Qaeda can invade.
See, funny from libelal, laughing all way to vely vely Chinese bank. I would disagree with "will own us" , can't wait to see what economic poop storm it will take to re balance our trade deficit.
Maybe Ann has been chewing on lead-painted toys....?
Yes, for the nutritional value.
Or for her leaden "humor".
I saw the coultergeist over the weekend onTV (I think the show was called Fox Online) and she wasn't wearing the black dress.
She was in jeans and a tight fitting top, and what a weird body! All gangly legs and arms, but sort of doughy around the middle. Sort of that horrible combination of scrawny and flabby that you see in women who try to lose weight by doing coke and drinking.
She actually id built a bit like Gollum. OK, I've been trying to stay away from the physical appearance remarks. Bad HBL.
Her build sounds like that of a scarecrow. Were there crows around her?
No, just a blond-crested Gop-slopper.
But your theory that she is actually a scarecrow might go over with some of our con friends here. There were as many crows around her as there have been major terrorist attacks since 9/11. Therefore, she is a scarecrow, just as W is tough on terror.
As usual, MMFA misses the real problem with the interview - Sandy "Burglar" Berger is not an official part of the HRC campaign!
Even though liar Colmes denies it:
COLMES: He's [Berger] not advising the Clinton camp -- by the way, if Hillary's elected, we're not going to be wearing burqas, OK? I don't think that's going to happen. He is not advising --
COULTER: That was 10 minutes ago.
COLMES: -- he's not advising the Clinton campaign.
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GOP Lawmakers Blast Hillary Clinton for Taking Advice From Sandy BergerThe New York Democrat's campaign downplayed the fact, saying Monday that Berger is an informal, unpaid adviser to the campaign, something ascribed to many people associated with the campaign. Berger has been a longtime friend of both Clintons.
"He has no official role in the campaign," spokesman Blake Zeff said.
Aides to the New York Democrat were unapologetic about Berger's advisory role, noting he is not a central figure but has valuable and welcome input that he is providing voluntarily.
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Wow... No wonder many of my good, good liberal friends are so worried.
Republicans are oh-so very concerned & worried all of a sudden about politicians with checkered pasts?? Now THAT is hilarious.
Only a real problem to YOU looking desperatly for a look over there moment to take away from Coulters basic stupidity and lack of decency. He has no official role in the campaign. There isnt much of an inconsistancy there. So they listen to him he is NOT a paid advisor. A semantic argument, nothing more
Berger is not a part of the campaign, even though Colmes denies it?
What the hell are you trying to say here, BJ?
I think if your liberal friends are "worried" about anything. it's the mental state of their surrendermonkey Republican friend.
So Skeletor doesn't like burqa's, but she's apparently in favor of the kind of oppression that women who do wear burqa's endure.
FLIP FLOP!
Good one! You point out her consistent inconsistency!
Well, she doesn't care if she has the right to vote as long as she get's to look sexy, even though she is a middle aged woman whose wardrobe probably shouldn't consist mostly of black mini cocktail dresses.
" If we don't have a country because the country's been blown up by people who want to kill us, that's an important campaign issue. "
probably not, dumbass, since the point would be pretty much moot.
ms. coulter and her ilk twist and turn so much, i often wonder if their heads meet their asses, though i'd be hard pressed to tell the difference.
Coincidentally, I was helping my mother-in-law with some problems in her kitchen last night when she turned on H&C. I thought it interesting, (which MMFA deemed not important to repeat,) was Coulter's earlier statements saying in effect that she's against Guiliani. Her point was that she doesn't care for Guiliani as the GOP candidate. But Hannity kept pressing her to make a choice between Guiliani and Hillary and Coulter made the burqa comment.
All this was in reference to Dr. James Dobson, who earlier had said that he cannot, in good conscience, vote for Guiliani.
Why would MMFA leave that out? I find both Dobson's and Coulter's comments on Guiliani much more interesting than this throw-away rejoinder.
Barney, I think Giuliani is seen as not quite wacky enough on social issues, so the extreme right-wing Fox pundits are scared to say anything positive about him at this point.
It probably wasn't mentioned by MMFA for the same reason that "dog bites man" isn't on the front page.
Gomer,
As usual, you miss it by a mile.
It is news when Coulter attacks THE Republican frontrunner. It is not "dog bites man". She tried hard not to discuss it, but had nothing good to say about Guiliani. Earlier Dobson argued vociferously how he'd go third party if the GOP nominated Rudy. That is much bigger news than a silly one liner.
Speaking of silly, MMFA would rather toss out the burga thread than expose this huge rift that is brewing amongst conservatives.
But I don't expect you to catch the gravitas of this situation. You aren't alone.
OK, if Dobson and Coulters lack of commitment to RG constitutes a "huge rift", then I guess I missed it by a mile.
You really just reinforced what I said, maybe without even understanding it. Coulter, Dobson and other far-right fringe nuts will do anything they can to get somebody more conservative on social issues than Rudy a boost. If he's the nominee, they'll vote for him.
That ain't news. Except to those who still believe in the existence of Republican principles.
heh... gravitas... How'd you handle the American Idol finale?
That Giulianni is "too liberal" for the "religious right" is not MISInformation, it's just a fact
That Coulter does not like Giulianni, likewise, is just a FACT, not "misinformation".
As the rightwing dines on their own, there is no misinformation to report. It might rate a mention on a culinary website, under "LONG PIG."
They didn't post it because this isn't a news site about Rudy. It's a site that points out conservative misinformation. Her misgivings about Rudy aren't misinformation, but her statements about the ol Goldwater Gal are.
The stupidity of this woman is so obvious that one wonders why Hannity keeps pushing her on his audience. One can only be certain of the old addage, "Birds of a feather flock together" as my wonderful mother used to say. Both play very loose with the truth, are so hateful it is even difficult to listen to them even wehn they are fairly calm about their statements. They simply are not committed to the facts.
This woman is so terribly hateful that she even fits right in with Hannity. Must be sort of spooky to them when they realize they have lost their ability to make these wild statements without all of us just realizing they are either so hate filled or they cannot think of something constructive to say so they fall back on this hate filled lingo. Either way, says a lot about the poor things. I can surely see why someone like Keith Oberman must drive them nutty. His audience is growing all the time, while theirs have reached saturation point. Theya re both far to negative to have to listen to. Really, both are to be pittied.
Spinster Coulter should wear gaffer tape around her mouth. Studio lights have fried this skinny broad's brain cells.
How many times will Fox News allow this "person" to pollute the studio air? Time to get the Lysol spray again and wipe down everything she touched.
I'd like to see Ann Coulter fitted for a muzzle.....
:-)
Burqa
It's comments like this that we, as citizens & voters for change, will have to endure for the length of Hillary's stay in the White House.
The neocons & conservatives will have no limits on attacks of ANY issue, law, passage of law or/and new amendments put forth by any progressive once the White House is back in the hands of the Dems.....
....so just be ready for the onslaught !!!...and accept it !!
And by the way, Ann is just a fly on the pile of dung swept in the corner of Fauxnews.....every so often she flies away from the pile to take a seat at one of their news chairs.
Ann's opinion of the moment: Burquas bad, but not having the right to vote because you have ovaries? Perfectly OK.
Ann likes to be smacked about, in other words, as long as they don't tell her she's a dirty sl#t while they're doing it. It's not hypocrisy - it's just an impossibly fine line that we liberals just can't appreciate.
Postscript - those of you who spent the first few pages of this thread doing nothing but cracking man-jokes and making fun of her appearance should be ashamed of yourselves. Coulter presents far too much cannon fodder with the words coming from her greedy brain for you to need to resort to schoolyard taunts about how she's just not attractive enough (certainly the worst thing you can say about any XY, right?).
Ann Coulter doesn't need to be fitted for a burqa. Men aren't required to wear one.
Can't anybody see that this was a slam on Hillary's defence policies?
Not that she wouldn't say something like that anyway, but still.
She would not have to wear one, she's not anatomically correct.
"Yes, and I do not want to be fitted for a burqa, so I will join you in fighting President Hillary Clinton."
I would have thought a burqa would be the perfect fashion statement for a woman willing to give up her right to vote.
You said it, Lois!
Hey, what happened to all the "two semen in Ann Coulter" jokes?
That would be "two SPERM in Ann Coulter" jokes.
I find that too many democratic leaders still regard the Islamic Terrorist attacks as "police actions" and they discount their goal of Islam taking over the world. We are being attacked by our own political leaders at this point, via sellouts of industry, lack of illegal immigration protection (some think tanks contributing to making America less Eurocentric) and by negativism about our country in general.
Her comment about being fitted for a burqa is not all that unreasonable when you consider all the signage around us in multiple languages. The idea of a "one world government" was not an idea generated by the American populace, nor is it embraced.
I have a hard time desiring to do business with, or even have discussions with civilizations so barbaric and dishonorable that they actually would like to kill us. That's not rhetoric, we've seen beheadings on video, we've seen the anger in their faces and that doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy.
So their entire civilization beheads people and wants to kill us? Since there are more than one BILLION of them if that were true civilization would already be gone. Adjust your tinfoil hat and tone your bigotry down about twenty notches, then get back to us.