CNN's Beck: "[I]f you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well"
On the February 14 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, while discussing a Health magazine article about "Surprising reasons you're not having sex," Glenn Beck raised the subject of "ugly people" and said, "[I]f you're a guy, you can get past it. I don't think you can as an ugly woman." Beck, who also hosts his own show on CNN Headline News, continued: "[Y]ou've got a double cross, because if you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well." He later added: "If you believed in God, you'd know that there's going to be another chance for you. You don't have to be ugly in heaven. You're going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side."
From the February 14 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Glenn Beck Program:
BECK: BECK: Now, here's a story I found: "Surprising reasons you're not having sex." Here's the first one. Your bed isn't sexy anymore. We hear it over and over again the bed should be used for sex and sleep only. So why do we insist on bringing in third parties, laptops, PDAs, Law & Order, et cetera, et cetera. You know what, my doctor has actually told me that, under doctors' orders, nothing else in bed. He said just sleep. And I went, just sleep? And my wife said, "You heard him; just sleep." "Your meds are stealing away your sex drive." Whoa. Surprised by that one. Reason number 3 you're not having sex anymore. Your crazy, busy life.
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BECK: I mean, here are some other reasons. "You're ugly." Hello! I'm not a sex expert but I'm -- you know, I'm thinking, you know, you're ugly and, you know, that's a tough one to overcome especially if you're a woman. If you're a guy, that's not hard to overcome. I'm sorry. That's just the way the world is. Have you -- how many ugly guys have hot wives? Take me, for example. I don't know why she married -- I think it was low self-esteem. I do. No, really I think it was low self-esteem. I got in -- you know, you buy when the market is low. You know what I mean? While everybody else is selling, you buy. And I think I got in there right at the right time. Low self-esteem, low, wait a minute, could go a little lower, she might come down to my price. Hang on, OK, sold! Now her self-esteem is going up. And if my income wasn't going up, she would have ditched me long ago. She would have gone, "Wait a minute, I think I was depressed when I married you." I'm just -- look. I'm not Tania, but I am a thinker. I'm on to you, Tania!
OK, so anyway, I was talking about ugly people. Ugly people, if you're a guy, you can get past it. I don't think you can as an ugly woman. I don't -- no, I don't. If you're an ugly woman, I apologize. Oh, you've got a double cross, because if you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. Today's just not your day. But you know what? If you believed in God, you'd know that there's going to be another chance for you. You don't have to be ugly in heaven. You're going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side. Until that time --
















Alright now Mr. Beck, I am challenging you to provide a link (I'm always being asked, why not you?) that proves physical appearance is linked in anyway to ideology, or is at least gender specific?
I looked under Maybelline and Revlon and Politico and came up empty...
;)
Snoopy, from what I read somewhere, Beck is a convert to the Mormon faith, so he (and you) can't use the inbreeding as an excuse for his boorish behavior at times.
OK, so can I use this instead as a means of describing monsuir blech?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ki3PyCV5M4
Hi Tommy,
I have no clue who would watch this guy, but somehow he pulled in a prime time cable television show. I wish someone would figure out exactly who his demographic is!
"Ugly people, if you're a guy, you can get past it."
Is Beck implying that he is smart? Cuz I don't think so...
"If you believed in God, you'd know that there's going to be another chance for you. You don't have to be ugly in heaven. You're going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side. "
What if your perfect self is ugly? So, if you don't believe in God, do you stay ugly for all eternity (i guess corpses are pretty ugly). Is Hell full of ugly people who used to be beautiful?
Vanity. The vanity of all these media phonies is hilariously pathetic. Their entire vapid lifestyle is based on the frail and tenuous concept of "image" - an illusion and nothing more.
Beaver, I've known a lot of "ugly" women who are a hell of a lot purdier than your doughboy self, and they had nooo problem "getting past it".
But I'll bet you have.
This was said on his radio show, not his TV show.
Last spring, he was getting 5 million cumulative listeners a week.
You know what, my doctor has actually told me that, under doctors' orders, nothing else in bed.
How much did your wife have to pay that doctor to give you that order? Judging from your looks, I bet she didn't even ask how much she was just grateful.
Glen how can you say that after looking at these links below..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bella_Abzug_1971-11-30.jpg
http://www.cindysheehanwatch.com/sheehan_waco.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Madalyn_Murray_O%27Hair.jpg
http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/ODonnell,_Rosie/gallery/AGM-003357/
http://www.mediaresearch.org/rm/dishonor/2005/manheim042504/segment1.ram
Yeah, yeah, PC..
Here's a few right-wing women for ya:
Margaret Thatcher, Phyllis Schlafly, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin.
All of them are pretty fugly too.
Dave, you've gotta give Beck credit for knowiing his audience.While his logic might seem pretty empty to most humans, Proudcon swallowed the whole thing.
I think Beck just made a faulty leap with his logic. Based on a stereotype of beautiful women being stoopid, he assumed that smarter(progressive) women must be ugly.Cut him some slack,
Kernalfingerlickinggood, wolfenstein and athleticsupporterdavey,
Is it possible that any of Glen's prior self-depricating humor set the tone for his single reference to progressives? You guys have no humor and are looking reasons to be and make others angry, too. I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said, "Really Tick Off a Liberal Today, Just Achieve, Succeed and be Happy! So true.
But, you can still maybe get a chuckle from this. No explanation needed for why most men would keep their hands on her uterus, after her visage and tone of verbage...if you dare.
http://www.mediaresearch.org/rm/dishonor/2005/manheim042504/segment1.ram
"No explanation needed for why most men would keep their hands on her uterus..."(LoudCon)
LoudCon, I'm not going to ask why you want to keep your hands on her uterus, I'm only going to ask what the hell that has to do with anything, and why do you never get tired of making a fool of yourself? I know, it's all anonymous posting here, but don't you have any pride at all?
Kernalextracrispy,
I suppose you would have to open the link to see and hear what I am talking about. It is hysterical...Open it.....I double dog dare ya!
that ended with "No Republicans". She said, "Well, just look at them. Look closely at both the men and the women." I had never really looked. "What do you see?", she asked. As I watched and mused it became clear to me. The smugness, the self-satisfied demeanor, the "otherness" aura was what I could never put into words. Many of the conventioneers were "attractive" in the usual sense, but kinda "scary".
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind.
WK, don't forget, Mr. Zappa also wrote,
Just get me wasted
and you're halfway there
cuz if my minds tore up
Then my body don't care
If Frank were alive and if I were a candidate for the office of President, I would want
him to write my speeches and run my campaign.
"You think yor're No. One.
You ain't even No. Two."
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Michelle Malkin!!!!
I am sorry going to bat for her. Ugly, are you insane? Crazy as an outhouse rat, bigoted, with a heart that pmps only acidic bile through her making her as mentioned before absolutely mad. But ugly, no, she looks like an Hawaiin Tropic model and that is why the GOP'ers love her -- unless you know her you'd never see the knife before it goes in. Come on name another attractive woman that speaks for them.
I’m not sure how wrong Beck is here. I suppose it all lies in your definition of “ugly”. All he is portraying here is a conservative’s view of “ugly” – should we be surprised? This is just another example of how conservatives tend to project their ideals on the rest of America – and how they generally believe, or like to convince themselves, that everyone else sees the world through their eyes.
To conservatives, if a woman isn’t painted up like a horror (only spelling that is ok here) – she is ugly. Personally I’ve always admired a woman who uses little or no make-up - I’ve always been a WYSIWYG kind of guy. I want to see the real beauty in a person – if I wanted a manikin I’d visit Macy’s.
Another good example of differences in conservatives vs. liberals can be found in fashion. In the 70’s my conservative family always thought that my tie-dyed t-shirt, bell-bottomed jeans, long hair, and platform shoes were “ugly” – but to my peeps it was eye candy. Now what was really ugly were them wide-ass ties, elbow-patched sport coats, and leisure suites that my conservative friends were wearing!:)
Don't worry Glen, in heaven you won't have to be a closet homosexual. You can dress in all pink as you walk down the roads made of gold. What an idiot.
And if you're a dumb white guy, you're probably a conservative as well.
How's that work for ya, Beck?