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Kondracke echoed Maureen Dowd "theory" that "Hillary's a vampire ... sucking the blood out of Barack Obama"

May 06, 2008 11:52 am ET

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SUMMARY: On Fox News, Morton M. Kondracke presented a "theory" for why Sen. Hillary Clinton may be having a "good time" on the campaign trail: "[S]omebody I know has a theory about this. Remember back when [Bill] Clinton was president of the United States, people said that he's really Satan because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff? Well, this person says Hillary's a vampire. She's sucking the blood out of Barack Obama." Kondracke did not name his "theor[ist]," but the purported "theory" has been publicly articulated before, by New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd.

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During the "All Star" panel on the May 5 edition of Fox News' Special Report with Brit Hume, Roll Call executive editor Morton M. Kondracke presented a "theory" for why Sen. Hillary Clinton may be having a "good time" on the campaign trail: "[S]omebody I know has a theory about this. Remember back when [Bill] Clinton was president of the United States, people said that he's really Satan because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff? Well, this person says Hillary's a vampire. She's sucking the blood out of Barack Obama, and you can watch him wilt and she gets healthier and healthier every day."

Kondracke did not name his "theor[ist]," but the purported "theory" has been publicly articulated before, by New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd, who, in her April 27 column, wrote:

Maybe I've been reading too many stories about the fad of teenage vampire chick lit, worlds filled with parasitic aliens and demi-human creatures, but there's something eerie going on in this race.

Hillary grows more and more glowy as Obama grows more and more wan.

Is she draining him of his precious bodily fluids? Leeching his magic? Siphoning off his aura?

It used to be that he was incandescent and she was merely inveterate. Now she's bristling with life force, and he looks like he wants to run away somewhere for three months by himself and smoke.

Dowd has also wondered -- in a March 11, 1998, column -- whether Bill Clinton was, in fact, "the Devil":

Well, Mr. President, this is a case of you know you're in trouble when ... You know you're in trouble when all the Hollywood liberals and Scientologists do their best to soften Joe Klein's mordant novel and give you a valentine -- and the sweetened version depicts you as Lucifer.

It had occurred to me that Bill Clinton's swelling popularity could be explained by America's love of bad boys and anti-heroes. He's the charming Butch Cassidy to Kenneth Starr's relentless Pinkerton man. Hillary and Bill are the joyriding Bonnie and Clyde to Kenneth Starr's killjoy Texas Ranger.

It had even occurred to me that Bill Clinton was so preternaturally lucky he seemed to have cut a deal with the Devil. Given the carnage that always surrounds Mr. Clinton, and given the fact that he always smilingly walks away stronger than ever, I could easily see him as Faust or Dorian Gray or Joe Hardy in ''Damn Yankees.''

But in light of the latest triumphs of the President -- in public opinion, at least, he has vanquished the hymn-singing, holy-rolling Starr, as well as Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp and the Nosy Parkers of the press -- Time is right. We must think cosmically about this.

Perhaps Bill Clinton is the Devil. It would explain a lot. Certainly, Hillary Clinton is condemned to her own little hell. Certainly, the voters have closed their eyes and made their pact with the Devil: Keep us prosperous and we won't hold you to any special moral or ethical standards.

The Mephistophelean scenario has a wonderful logic. It would explain the extraordinary level of human sacrifice around Bill Clinton -- why so many people around him end up dead, jailed, betrayed, shackled, exiled, subpoenaed, depressed, humiliated, broke, ruined and smeared. (And, in the case of poor Buddy, neutered.)

James McDougal dies abruptly, a broken, crazy man, in solitary confinement in Federal prison while his ex-business partner has more political lives than a black cat.

It explains why our moral universe has turned upside down. It's fine if Mr. Clinton preaches against tobacco one day, and the next goes to a fund-raiser given by a lawyer trying to reap a tobacco windfall.

From the May 5 edition of Fox News' Special Report with Brit Hume:

BRIT HUME (host): It is one thing to seek to appeal to those voters, Mort, but it is quite another to be so obviously happy and comfortable and seemingly in her element doing it.

KONDRACKE: Well, if everybody is cheering you all the time, and there are a lot of them, and the results are good, as they have been in the big states, and she's got an argument --

Look, she is throwing herself at this task with everything she has. She's coming from behind. She may catch up or she may not catch up. And why should she look morose about it? She may as well look as though she's having a good time, and she has every right --

[crosstalk]

HUME: It doesn't seem forced, though, does it?

KONDRACKE: It doesn't seem forced.

You know, somebody I know has a theory about this. Remember back when Clinton was president of the United States, people said that he's really Satan because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff?

Well, this person says Hillary's a vampire. She's sucking the blood out of Barack Obama, and you can watch him wilt and she gets healthier and healthier every day.

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER (Fox News contributor and syndicated columnist): I have a less exotic theory.

HUME: Please!

KRAUTHAMMER: I think that she is genuinely energized because she's figured out how to run against him. The frustration of running a year and a half without understanding how to do this, I think, was killing her. Win or lose, she has a strategy.

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    • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 11:58 am ET)
         
      I can't say I'm totally pleased with the Clintons' tactics lately, BUT.... the real vampires in this scenario are the Corporate Media Whores like Kondrake. Their behavior during this campaign has been despicable.
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      • Author by wzwriter (May 06, 2008 11:59 am ET)
           
        Kondrake is NOT a vampire.  He just sucks.
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        • Author by carlileb5935 (May 06, 2008 1:39 pm ET)
             

          Remember back when [Bill] Clinton was president of the United States, people said that he's really Satan because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff?

          When did anyone ever say this? They said everything else, but this is a new one. 

          These people just make things up. They're diseased, and they need to be indentified as such. And then quarantined.

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          • Author by snoopy (May 06, 2008 2:55 pm ET)
               
            So true. Another fine example is here...
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            • Author by copiousdissent.blogspot.com (May 06, 2008 6:11 pm ET)
                 
              Just got to daily Kos today and you'll see statements about Hillary that are just as bad.
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              • Author by swmayhew (May 06, 2008 11:42 pm ET)
                   

                This crowd knows no bounds.I've been reading Maureen Dowd for years and she is incapable of supporting any women.

                Talk about the living dead! It's a hoot to see her on tv and hear her talk ... the Fran Dresser of print media and whatever work she's had done has made her face immobile.

                Daily Kos is worth mentioning.  While the crooners claim that Barack isn't 'negative'... take a peek at any posting by one of his minions. Two contributors to the Kos boycotted the site because of the venom that the Hillary haters are allowed to spew.

                Randi Rhodes called her a whore, Keith Olbermann called her David Duke -Penn Gillette said she was doing well in March because it was 'White Bitch Month' the media has brought more than the worst in Americans it has brought out the monsters. Bill Jean King has said that the women-hating has made her feel that all her accomplishments were for nothing.

                Many women feel that way and what was the goal of these monsters? To make us hate ourselves? To put us in our place? The Graham Norton show displayed a Hillary 'nut cracker' - what depth of cruelty and disrespect is next?

                How will we ever trust the people who have so viciously attacked us?  McCain is looking better and better as the Obamaniacs continue their violence. 

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                • Author by mary59 (May 08, 2008 6:02 pm ET)
                     
                  McCain is looking better? You'd better look again. There are fanatical followers for every leader and they are not Obama himself. He has never taken the low road despite the ridiculous smears and below the belt attacks.

                  Voters using the logic you represent are one reason there is such a mess in government.
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    • Author by snoopy (May 06, 2008 12:05 pm ET)
         

      Gee, another right wing smear. Democrats are either commies, nazi's or vampires, no outrage. But if you dare say the same thing about one of them, all hell breaks loose.

      That would be proof that right wingers are devils, BTW...

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    • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 12:07 pm ET)
         
      he does have a point.  She is getting stronger at his expense.  She gets stronger the more megative she gets, and that has nothing to do with the so called corporate media.  That is Hillary being Hillary.  It is a good analogy.
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      • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 12:19 pm ET)
           

        Hillary and her husband have taken a beating from the press this election season when compared to the other candidates, that is fairly evident; however that being said, to blame the media for her actions is ridiculous.

        That would be like blaming TMZ.com for the antics of Britney Spears. 

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        • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 12:23 pm ET)
             
          Hillary took a beating early on, but they've given her a pass since Pennsylvania. I don't see how anyone can look at the Reverend Wright media saturation and NOT blame the press. The coverage of that story was obscenely disproportional to its importance.
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          • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 12:25 pm ET)
               

            I agree Nerzog, and you make a good point about the coverage now as compared to earlier with regards to Mrs. Clinton.  

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          • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 12:38 pm ET)
               
            Hillary fueled the Wright story.....and it was legitimate.  BO said it was legitimate.  How can you blame the meida when BO says it was important, HC says it was important......and BO gave several speeches and comments on it?
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            • Author by princeofwheels (May 06, 2008 1:01 pm ET)
                 
              POV, Since when does the Medea take its' marching orders from candidates. Obama said it was fair game. But now, when everyone wants to put it to rest for a while, the Medea continues on the same story. Which is it....fueled by candidates or "good" story line? Sen. Clinton doesn't seem to be fueling it ,and hasn't,for quite a while. So, who is deciding?
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              • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 1:12 pm ET)
                   
                Both....but the stroy does not have near the leg now it did a week ago.  It is starting to die out.  If it stays dead or not is yet to be seen.
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                • Author by princeofwheels (May 06, 2008 1:17 pm ET)
                     
                  If Obama is the nominee, what is your prediction? No post required.
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                  • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 1:20 pm ET)
                       
                    Local markets and 527 groups will try and use it.........but I dont think it will be near as much since the last speech BO gave
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                  • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 1:22 pm ET)
                       
                    I think Obama said that it was "fair game" for two possible reasons. He may have said it so that he wouldn't be accused of "whining", but he also may be keeping his options open to point out the vicious Troglodyte Evangelicals who have lined up behind Gramps. These throwbacks have said things just as bad as anything Wright said.
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                    • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 1:27 pm ET)
                         
                      Ok.but in either case.........it would be a fair story then correct?
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                      • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 1:37 pm ET)
                           
                        Not to the extent it was covered. There is no way it deserved the six week media saturation that it got. The much more important story about the Pentagon's planted media advisors disappeared within 3 days.

                        >Reverend Wright = six weeks of wall to wall coverage.

                        >Generals pimping Bush's War on television = three days (at most).

                        You think that's a fair allocation of news time?
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                      • Author by solon (May 06, 2008 5:36 pm ET)
                           
                        I dont know what fair means in this context. Political races seem to have new rules every election cycle. It is an IRRELEVANT story either way.
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            • Author by carlileb5935 (May 06, 2008 4:24 pm ET)
                 

              Hillary fueled the Wright story.....
               

              Completely untrue. Are you being sarcastic? because many Obama-heads actually believe this. Wright's big mouth propelled the story.

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              • Author by pointofview (May 06, 2008 5:13 pm ET)
                   
                She commented on the story in many interviews, and helped keep it alive.  You can not honestly deny that.
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            • Author by TadekKorn (May 08, 2008 10:36 am ET)
                 
              Because BO calls it "legitimate" doesn't make it "fair game" for the press.  It's unfortunate that freedom of speech allows for both lies and insults, but that doesn't mean that the lies and insults need the kind of repetition given them by the press without at least identifying them as lies and insults!
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          • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 1:42 pm ET)
               
            They are giving her a pass because she can no longer win the nomination, bird-brain. Didn't it cross your mind for a thousandth of a second that a politician only benefits from getting a pass WHEN IT'S EARLY IN THE CAMPAIGN, OR WHEN THE RACE IS STILL TIGHT? If you were running for the nomination, would you like to get a pass from 2007 to March? Or when there is only a few states left and your delegate lead is 130? Use your brain. The media only decided to beat on that horse once it killed it. And this message applies to the other right-winger or Obama supporter who agreed with you. He's also pretending that Hillary is benefitting from getting a pass after being savaged for months. Krugman said it today in his blog: THE MEDIA WANTS OBAMA TO WIN. Go read it.
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            • Author by wzwriter (May 06, 2008 1:44 pm ET)
                 
              Didn't you use to call yourself "JusticeTruth"????
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              • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 1:51 pm ET)
                   
                No. My name has always been Truthseeker77.
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              • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:54 pm ET)
                   

                WZ, I don't think Truthseeker is Justus, because let's face it, Truthseeker can make a coherent point from time to time.  And I've never once seen Truthseeker say:

                "Justus Truth fact check"

                Though you do never know... 

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                • Author by worrierking (May 06, 2008 1:56 pm ET)
                     
                  And he did say something about giving someone a pass too.

                  That was part of JuTru's MO.
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                  • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:58 pm ET)
                       
                    hmm...true...but that was also NAC's MO, so it could be a right-wing thing?
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                    • Author by worrierking (May 06, 2008 3:23 pm ET)
                         
                      Forgot about NAC, but you're correct.

                      There are also two different TRUTHSEEKERS. One is one of us, one is not.
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                    • Author by solon (May 06, 2008 5:39 pm ET)
                         
                      NAC was JuTru and Billybob
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            • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 1:45 pm ET)
                 
              correction: in one sentence, I meant to type: " decided to stop beating on that dead horse". I left out "to stop".
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      • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 12:20 pm ET)
           
        This is only anecdotal, but in the coverage I've watched, the talking heads have been piling on Obama for several weeks now, especially with the Reverend Wright non-story. Pundits who, two months ago, were vilifying Bill Clinton for being "dead weight" have recently learned to love him again; Joe Scarborough has been fawning over Bill and Hillary both for weeks now, and saying little or nothing about John McCain.

        Some of the most infuriating comments have come from Chris Matthews... not about Obama per se, but about the coverage. He asserted last night that the public "just can't get enough of Reverend Wright". BULLSH*T. It's the media whores who can't get enough, and they've been spoonfeeding it to their viewers, while they've neglected other more important stories.
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        • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 12:23 pm ET)
             
          Good points. Who are these people that can't get enough of Reverend Wright, I'd like to know?....besides the salivators who watch Hannity and Colmes for their nightly assualt on Obama.  Wright has had his 15 minutes of fame and most people I know are exhausted of him.
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          • Author by DEMS_SOL (May 06, 2008 1:11 pm ET)
               
            Tommy - As an early Obama supporter I was greatly disappointed with the Rev Wright stuff.  From my point of view the Rev Wright issue is not about Rev Wright - it is about Obama.  While it definately has been overplayed  Hillary is using it to raise valid doubts about Obama.  Obama is a visionary with good ideas and intentions.  However Rev Wright serves as an example of Obama's disconnection with reality.  Obama has been in congress for a shorter period of time than he was in Wrights congregation - yet he had no clue as to what Wright had been preaching all that time - or at least that's what he wants us to believe. 
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            • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 1:21 pm ET)
                 
              I think your post is an example of your disconnection with reality. Only about 31% of voters disapprove of Obama's handling of the Rev Wright situation.

              Reasonable people are far too concerned with kitchen table issues to worry about a handful of ultraconservative whackos getting the vapors over some scarey black man.
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              • Author by DEMS_SOL (May 06, 2008 1:48 pm ET)
                   
                I too approve of the way he eventually handled the Wright situation.  However Hillary is obviously having some success with raising doubts on Obama for his slow reactions.
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            • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 1:39 pm ET)
                 

              Dems, 

              Each voter needs to make up their minds with regard to Obama's truthfulness over the Wright issue.  I am satisfied with his answers, his explanations, his denounciations, and his handling of it.  If you are not, that is your choice.

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        • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 12:26 pm ET)
             

          Nerzog,

          Not long ago Matthews was drooling over Obama & getting tingles up his leg hearing the man give a speech. He changes direction with the way the political wind is blowing.

          For most of this campaign Obama was the media darling. Now some are cheering on Hillary.

          It would of course be better IF they didn't appear to take sides & just stayed neutral.

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          • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 12:33 pm ET)
               
            Agreed. I've heard it said that this now-familiar format of multiple talking heads originated with the O.J. trial, and I'm not sure that we're better informed because of it. I think it encourages sensationalism and tabloid mentality in what masquerades as news analysis. Sometimes I yearn for the old days, when Walter Cronkite just looked into the camera and said "And that's the way it is."
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            • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 2:26 pm ET)
                 

              Sometimes I yearn for the old days, when Walter Cronkite just looked into the camera and said "And that's the way it is."

              Me too Nerzog, me too :-/

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            • Author by TadekKorn (May 08, 2008 10:55 am ET)
                 

              Sometimes I yearn for the old days, when Walter Cronkite just looked into the camera and said "And that's the way it is."

              Those were the "good old days" when the corporate (business) part of the news network was somewhat separated from the information portion of that network.  But in our new "information" age they're blended.  The result is perhaps good for the business part of the corporation, but for the information part it may not be so good.  In fact, it may be downright bad as opinion and fact are routinely interchanged.  That's the way it is now and there's probably no way back other than to hope.

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          • Author by Governor (May 06, 2008 12:36 pm ET)
               

            For most of this campaign Obama was the media darling. Now some are cheering on Hillary.

             

            It's May 2008 and Obama and Clinton each have a legitimate shot at the nomination.  I don't really see the blood sucking and ruthless battle that many in the media are describing.  If the GOP didn't have to settle so early on such a weak candidate from a historically abysmal field, perhaps we'd get more substantive reporting on the Dem race.

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          • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 12:39 pm ET)
               
            "Now some are cheering on Hillary."

            Yeah. Limbaigh and Hannity come to mind. They know who will be marginally easier to defeat in November.
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          • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 1:58 pm ET)
               

            Jeter joins the crowd that pretends that receiving good coverage whn one is down 130 delegates balances the atrocious anti-Hillary bias that helped put her in the hole she is now.

            Why didn't the media stop bashing when it counted? Say, in January or February.

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            • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 2:11 pm ET)
                 

              Actually Seeker Of Truth I've been pointing out the media's love affair with Obama for many many months, & how I felt it was unfair towards Hillary.

              I happen to agree with you that the media's sudden kindness towards Hillary has only materialized now that it's too late for her to secure the nomination.

              I still believe the MSM prefers Obama, not only over Hillary, but also McCain.

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              • Author by foghornleghorn (May 06, 2008 2:47 pm ET)
                   

                I still believe the MSM prefers Obama, not only over Hillary, but also McCain.

                Gramps will get a free pass by the MSM because they LOVE deregulation and tax cuts for the wealthy.  You wait and see - I predict that their unyielding love of everything Gramps will put the Swift Boater Liars to shame in their assault on the Obama candidacy.

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          • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 2:02 pm ET)
               

            Again, the media is taking Hillary''s side because she can no longer win.

            Plan A: eliminate Hillary, elect Obama.

            Plan B: Stop pretending to love Obama, eliminate him too, and elect McCain.

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            • Author by roundhouse (May 07, 2008 2:08 am ET)
                 
              That's some funny stuff, dude. Blame the press for Hillary's shortcomings.

              I hope to God complainers become an anachronism in the Democratic Party. I mean, of course the Democratic candidates will be savaged by the corporate press, no suprise here, nor should the capacity for mischief in the corporate conservative press cirlces catch you unaware. It's who they are, it's what they do. Cons have to prevaricate on the issues, smear their opponents and outright lie to people to win elections because their policies are arguably deadly for human beings. So help formulate a cognitive infrastructure to counter the con game, face the reality that Clinton let us all down or simply move on because it ain't like any of this rightwing skulduggery is new or likely to change by endlessly complaining about those mean ole reporters and their puppetmasters.

              It's in the self interest of the corporate press to push the conservative agenda and conservatives know how to play real dirty.

              Come on. We know our opponents very well by now. We know their vile depths and their searing lust for control. We know they value revenge and intimidation; ask Don Siegleman. We know they will use every lever of government power available and the might of every possible institutional organization to crush the progressive movement. They think liberals are secular socialist terrorists to be smited in the name of preserving the strict, intolerant culture they cherish.

              What will produce the best results for the future of our democracy? Complaining about these guys or accepting them for the unpersuadable cads they are and get on with the work of repairing the damage done by decades conservative dominance?
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      • Author by wzwriter (May 06, 2008 6:22 pm ET)
           

        he does have a point.  She is getting stronger at his expense. 

        But John McCain got stronger at the expense of Romney, Thompson, Giuliani, etc.  I don't recall anyone referring to HIM as "a vampire".

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    • Author by hurricaneyankee52983 (May 06, 2008 12:13 pm ET)
         
      I agree with SNOOPY. this is just another smear job on DEMOCRATIC candidates by the far RIGHT WING ATTACK MACHINE( FOX NOISE ECT.)
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    • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 12:13 pm ET)
         

      Obama has seemed a tad more subdued on occasion in the past few weeks, probably exhausted by the barrage of questions revolving around Rev. Wright. Hillary has been increasingly buoyant & exhilarated on the campaign trail. The more troubles for Obama, the stronger she gets.

      Anyone familiar with Dowd know this is her style of writing. Kondracke echoing her "theory" is no big deal.

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      • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 12:15 pm ET)
           
        Well said Jeter....
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      • Author by JLyons (May 06, 2008 12:17 pm ET)
           
        I agree Jeter, I also will add that Senator Clinton has disapointed me in her tactics toward Senator Obama. It has been slighly disgraceful to say the least. 
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      • Author by pete592 (May 06, 2008 12:31 pm ET)
           

        And after all, isn't that what we depend on an "executive editor" to inform us of on a "news" channel?

        To give us insightful theories of supernatural evil manifesting itself in the form of Democratic politicians?

        To contrast Democrats with Republicans by portraying them as unholy and sacrilegious abominations?

        I know, I need to "lighten up," since Kondracke and Dowd are just being "conservatively funny." 

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        • Author by mary59 (May 06, 2008 12:40 pm ET)
             
          News reporters that compare people to vampires, hmm. Now that's journalism 101, right?

          Guess I'll try this journalism stuff:

          You know, somebody I know has a theory about Dick Cheney... people said that he's really Satan because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff

          Well, this person says Karl Rove's a vampire. He's sucking the blood out of America, and you can watch the U.S. wilt and he gets healthier and healthier every day.
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          • Author by princeofwheels (May 06, 2008 1:11 pm ET)
               
            Mary, From past posting I've done extensive research on this subject using anonymous sources. Dick Cheney is not the devil. Although he came from hell, the devil has told these sources that he does not want Cheney back in hell for fear the he will corrupt hell. All from anonymous sources.
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            • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 1:37 pm ET)
                 
              I may have the same sources, POW. According to Styx News, there's been a lot of heat on Satan ever since it was revealed that Cheney performed his marriage and baptized his children. Moderate demons and other traditional denizens of the Underworld are demanding that Satan denounce and reject the divisive and radical Cheney.
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              • Author by princeofwheels (May 06, 2008 1:42 pm ET)
                   
                But is Satan running for president? Thought that you only have to denounce people if you were running for the Big Job. Isn't that what McCain has done...wait a minute, sorry, he went after support of the Hagee devil.
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                • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 1:54 pm ET)
                     
                  Satan is running for Satan, Prince. There is an election every day in Hell, Satan runs unopposed,and campaign ads run on Jumbotrons 24/7, and nobody's vote counts, ever! Bwaaa=haha-ha ha !!
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                  • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:57 pm ET)
                       
                    I think Karl Rove was behind his campaign theme "death and taxes...and suffering and suffering and suffering."
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          • Author by worrierking (May 06, 2008 2:00 pm ET)
               
            Cheney can't be Satan.

            That would mean that all the bumper stickers I see that read:

            CHENEY/SATAN '08

            are all wrong. Someone can't be their own running mate.

            But then again if anyone was able to do it, it would be our Dark Lord.
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            • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 2:05 pm ET)
                 
              Vice Presidential candidate Satan could be some sort of imposter. Satan loves to deceive.
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              • Author by worrierking (May 06, 2008 2:07 pm ET)
                   
                And how is it, that you're so knowledgeable about the ways of SATAN?
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                • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 2:22 pm ET)
                     
                  It's all in this book, my friend ! **(jamming foot in door as WK morphs into a king-size all-day sucker)**
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            • Author by mary59 (May 06, 2008 2:10 pm ET)
                 
              I stand corrected after carefully reading all the comments here.

              You know, somebody I know has a theory about Dick Cheney... people said that he's really Karl Rove, because he walks through life and people collapse around him and go to jail and die, and all this kind of stuff

              Well, this person says Karl Rove's a vampire. He's sucking the blood out of America, and you can watch the U.S. wilt and he gets healthier and healthier every day.

              Satan was quoted earlier as saying "If I'da kept him any longer, he'd a ruined hell."
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          • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 2:25 pm ET)
               

            Be honest Mary...if Dowd had written what you just did in your post, you'd think it was funny.

            Dowd pokes fun at both Republicans & Democrats.

            I would suggest anyone offended by Dowd not read her column.

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            • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 2:30 pm ET)
                 

              J. 

              Of course.  And that is the inherent dilemma for those who are so rigidly attached and overprotective of one political party,  all attempts at any form of humor is always measured on who is the recipient and who said it - it can't be evaluated on it's own merits, but done through the prism of politics.

              If it's against your guy/gal, it's not funny......if it's against the one you don't like, it's hysterical.  Simple. 

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              • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 2:47 pm ET)
                   
                Exactly Tommy! You just summed it up perfectly. Thank you.
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              • Author by pete592 (May 06, 2008 4:14 pm ET)
                   
                Tommy, what are the merits in this case?
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                • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 6:11 pm ET)
                     
                  Because the fact that these "jokes" are always filtered through their political implications first before anything else........look at how many times you selectively point out "conservative" humor, as if there is some category or specificity where that is concerned.  Humor isn't politically attached to one ideology or another, yet many of you oft-offended liberals make it so.  It's either funny or not, depending on the beholder - it has nothing, nor should it, have anything to do with political affiliation.......except to hardened partisans, where everything in the known world does.
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                  • Author by pete592 (May 06, 2008 6:33 pm ET)
                       

                    Ok, interesting.  I'm still waiting to find out what the merits are.  Why is it funny?  What is it about this that leads you to believe that Kondracke should be writing for MADtv instead of Roll Call? 

                    "it has nothing, nor should it, have anything to do with political affiliation"

                    Which is why I laugh my @** off when people who know how to make a joke start poking fun at Democrats.   SNL has skewered Democrats for decades and it's funny because they know what funny is.  Jon Stewart masterfully roasts them on a regular basis as well.

                    If Kondracke and Dowd aren't serious with their devil and vampire analogies, then it means they're joking.  And if it is a joke, I don't find it offensive, it's  just plain lame and not funny.  As always, YOU'RE FREE TO DISAGREE.

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                    • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 6:43 pm ET)
                         

                      I never said it was funny, it isn't. But you were the one who described as "conservative" humor, meaning you must evaluate it in that context.....I am saying that has absolutely no bearing for me on what is or isn't funny.  Like I said, I could care less who the politician is, or whether the person said it was right or left on the political spectrum.  That is totally irrelevant to its humorous content

                      But considering the way you categorized it, first finding out the political party to which they belong is quite important in whether you determine if it's funny or not, otherwise you wouldn't label humor with a conservative or liberal label, who cares?

                      I don't.

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                      • Author by pete592 (May 06, 2008 7:14 pm ET)
                           
                        I define "conservative humor" as a joke delivered at the expense of a Democrat, liberal or progressive that's not funny, regardless of the political leanings of who delivered it.  I have established this definition by observing the track record of the right-wing slime machine.  When they get caught saying something stupid, it's immediately exused as a joke.  This is why I say conservatively funny, because if it meets the standards set by the right-wing slime machine, then it's safe to assume that conservatives find it funny.
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              • Author by mary59 (May 06, 2008 5:11 pm ET)
                   
                Even Tommy and Jeter tag team posting about humor is humorous.

                We thought that all that made up stuff about the Clintons from the 90's was just garbage...but actually according to you two, it's the same as Rove/Bush/Cheney causing the death of thousands of people through military imperialism and shredding the constitution. Another case where the devil is in the details.

                And no matter who smarmy Maureen Dowd is being smarmy about, she's too catty for me.
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              • Author by solon (May 06, 2008 5:47 pm ET)
                   
                I dont like Dowd and I never have. She is the epitome of style over substance. I dont think she has any real positions at all. She just writes whatever she thinks she can make the cleverest column out of and couldnt care less where the chips fall. She is VERY good at that, facile and clever as anyone who writes but no real core values as far as I can tell. Choose a side for goodness sake. It doesnt have to be left or right, it doesnt have to be Bush or Kerry but it should have SOME consistancy. She is like the kid in school who would make fun of ANYONE to get a laugh her best friend, the cute girl she was jealous of or the new kid as long as the joke was on anyone else she was good.
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        • Author by jeter2 (May 06, 2008 2:03 pm ET)
             

          I know, I need to "lighten up," since Kondracke and Dowd are just being "conservatively funny." 

          Pete, 

          Dowd has poked fun at both Democrats & Republicans in her columns. As far as Kondracke goes, the guy is allegedly an Independent. I don't catch the Beltway Boys very often, but I've seen/heard him challenge Fred Barnes on many occasions. And as you know, Barnes is a rigid Republican.

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          • Author by pete592 (May 06, 2008 4:15 pm ET)
               
            I wasn't talking about who delivered it, I was talking about who finds it funny.
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    • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 12:36 pm ET)
         
      You're out of step, Mort Kondrakula (couldn't resist). The healing of the Democratic Party has begun. Hillary has stated that if Barack should be the nominee, she will be his greatest champion and ally.

      I get it though. You republican thugs are scared pantless at the possibility of a unified Democratic Party. Too bad for y'all.
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      • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 12:51 pm ET)
           
        Let's hope you unify......because it's absolutely unprecented and stunning that any Republican should be within 20 points of any Democrat considering the economy, the war, and the most unpopular president in history being a Republican.
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        • Author by Governor (May 06, 2008 1:10 pm ET)
             
          Polls have Obama and Clinton each ahead of McCain by double digits.  In my opinion, there's no good way to spin that for the GOP.
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          • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 1:13 pm ET)
               
            And please link to those polls Governor, thank you.
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          • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 1:15 pm ET)
               

            Rasmussen daily tracking poll, 5/6, Hillary leads McCain 47% to 43%....McCain and Obama tied with 45%.

            Double digit lead for McCain.......please tell us where you pulled that from Gov? 

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            • Author by Governor (May 06, 2008 1:24 pm ET)
                 

              I was referring to a New York Times/CBS poll where respondents by a margin of 51 to 40 percent said Obama would defeat McCain and by 53 to 41 percent said Clinton would defeat him.



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              • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 1:31 pm ET)
                   

                How odd?....because the latest NY Times/CBS poll conducted 4/25 - 4/29 shows  Obama/McCain tied at 45%, and Clinton leading McCain 48% to 43%.

                Gosh Governor, are you fibbing again??  If not, please link to the poll you are referring to, thanks again.

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                • Author by Governor (May 06, 2008 1:33 pm ET)
                     

                  For all the concern voiced by some Democrats about the potential damage the party is suffering from this fight as it heads into the fall election, the survey found both Clinton and Obama in a strong position against McCain in a hypothetical general election matchup: Obama would defeat McCain 51 to 40 percent among all voters, and Clinton would defeat McCain 53 to 41 percent.

                   

                  http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/05/MNLV10GQP9.DTL&type=politics
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                  • Author by tommy (May 06, 2008 1:35 pm ET)
                       
                    Gov, I stand corrected, you had more recent poll numbers.....thanks for the link.
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              • Author by truthseeker77 (May 06, 2008 2:44 pm ET)
                   
                One and only one poll has Obama and Clinton up by double digits. That is weak evidence.
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            • Author by Sueelldd (May 06, 2008 1:24 pm ET)
                 
              It is obvious the Governor has lied, nothing new  it seems to be a pattern.
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              • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:31 pm ET)
                   

                Sue,

                Nobody is perfect and the number's have changed since last the Gov. took a look . Lets not go casting aspersions. 

                If the Gov. is in error, it will be pointed out. That is good enough for me. 
                 

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              • Author by Governor (May 06, 2008 2:43 pm ET)
                   
                Thanks, Sueeld, for not bothering to clarify whatever it is that you're on about.
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            • Author by Sueelldd (May 06, 2008 1:25 pm ET)
                 
              Tommy, anyone who thinks McCain will lose by double digits is fooling themselves. I have stated in the past that polls mean nothing, the GOP will do whatever it takes to win, and i would never be suprised if McCain is President in January.
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        • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 1:14 pm ET)
             
          We'll be fine despite the attempts of the rightwing courts to suppress the votes of citizens with their voter ID laws manufactured from the unsubstantiated fears of voter fraud.
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          • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:17 pm ET)
               

            Round,

            I was listening to Air America the other day and they said that the Democrats cannot prove that anyone has been disenfranchised by the Voter ID.

            (Yes... I now get it on XM while driving in my new gas guzzler.)  

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            • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 1:22 pm ET)
                 
              You'll forgive me if don't believe a word you say on this issue, won't you?
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            • Author by roundhouse (May 06, 2008 1:25 pm ET)
                 
              But let me turn it around with claim that I, like you, will not bother to substantiate.

              I heard the other day that Republicans cannot verify more than six cases of voter fraud.

              See how that works?
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              • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:32 pm ET)
                   
                You are free to do as you choose. You have my blessing. :-)
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              • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:42 pm ET)
                   

                Round,

                Getting back to the subject at hand, I heard basically the same thing you did. I think the Republicans had to go back to the late 1800's for one of their examples.

                According to the guys at Air America.. (I wish I could remember them,) the argument the Supreme Court seemed to settle on is that the appearance of a fair vote (no voter fraud) outweighed the argument that it was some sort of hardship for some to get an ID before voting. (Please correct me if I am wrong.)

                One of the Justices, (maybe it was Souter, in one of the opinions?) did mention that both sides had little or no evidence to support their claims.

                So, I simply wondered why you brought up voter fraud if there is virtually no evidence of it? It seems a bit disingenuous to me.

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                • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:47 pm ET)
                     

                  "One of the Justices, (maybe it was Souter, in one of the opinions?) did mention that both sides had little or no evidence to support their claims."

                  It wasn't Souter.  Souter, Ginsberg and Breyer all came down on the dissenting opinion that there was sufficient evidence:

                  STEVENS, J., announced the judgment of the Court and delivered anopinion, in which ROBERTS, C. J., and KENNEDY, J., joined. SCALIA, J., filed an opinion concurring in the judgment, in which THOMAS and ALITO, JJ., joined. SOUTER, J., filed a dissenting opinion, in which GINSBURG, J., joined. BREYER, J., filed a dissenting opinion.

                  "JUSTICE SOUTER, with whom JUSTICE GINSBURG joins,dissenting.
                  Indiana’s “Voter ID Law”1 threatens to impose nontrivial
                  burdens on the voting right of tens of thousands of theState’s citizens, see ante, at 14–15 (lead opinion), and a significant percentage of those individuals are likely to be deterred from voting, see ante, at 15–16. The statute is unconstitutional under the balancing standard of Burdick
                  v. Takushi, 504 U. S. 428 (1992): a State may not burdenthe right to vote merely by invoking abstract interests, be they legitimate, see ante, at 7–13, or even compelling, but must make a particular, factual showing that threats toits interests outweigh the particular impediments it has imposed."

                  http://search.access.gpo.gov/supreme-court/SearchRight.asp?ct=Supreme-Court&q1=voter+fraud&x=0&y=0

                  It's a PDF, so you have to download it. 

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                  • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:49 pm ET)
                       
                    btw, I believe you are citing J. Stevens.
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                  • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:50 pm ET)
                       

                    DB,

                    Thanks for the correction. It was Stevens. My apologies. 

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                • Author by eweston8542983 (May 06, 2008 4:58 pm ET)
                     
                  Nuns in Indiana have been denieghed ballots in todays primary due to no photo I.D. I'd contnue with something really sarcastic here, but I'm a bit flumoxed about this.
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                • Author by roundhouse (May 07, 2008 2:37 am ET)
                     
                  "So, I simply wondered why you brought up voter fraud if there is virtually no evidence of it? It seems a bit disingenuous to me."

                  That's pretty funny. You calling an argument disingenuous! I brought it up because there is virtually no evidence of voter fraud being a threat to the integrity of fair elections. So why even bother to force a citizen to show an ID at the polling station if voter fraud is a sham?

                  I don't buy the majority opinion. This appears to me to place undue burdens on poor people, the vast majority of whom vote Democratic, for the sake of suppressing voter turnouts. And we all know when voter turnout is low, Republicans win.
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        • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 1:16 pm ET)
             

          I agree...but I think it's primary fatigue and once a candidate is actually announced, the game will change drastically.  However, the primary fatigue is a 400 lb block around my neck right now.

           

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        • Author by dave (May 06, 2008 1:28 pm ET)
             
          True, Tommy. This election, IMHO, will come down to which candidate is hated the least.
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      • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:15 pm ET)
           

        Round,

        I don't care who you are. kondrackula was funny!

        Good one!

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    • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 12:43 pm ET)
         
      Here's an interesting contrast I heard pointed out on talk radio. Clinton started out with a 20 point lead in Pennsylvania. Obama closed to within 9 points, even in the midst of all of his "scandals". It was hailed as a resounding Clinton victory. In North Carolina, Obama started with a double digit lead, and polls indicate that Hillary has brought it down to single digits. They're already touting it as a "win" for Hillary if Obama doesn't blow her away in N.C. Now, is it just me, or is that coverage just a little skewed?
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      • Author by princeofwheels (May 06, 2008 1:16 pm ET)
           

        Nerzog, That is exactly what has happened here in Pa. A rout was expected but the final tally was 55%--45% no quite 20 points. But the Hilary people in Pa. only point out that Hilary won 60 of 67 counties. That is true but if you look at the counties, they are White. they are in the rural, conservative areas of Pa. No black man would do better, none, zilch.

        So Pa. is not the working man for Hilary state, the rural areas voted color. As the urban areas were split.

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        • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 1:26 pm ET)
             
          I fully expect the Clinton campaign to point out that they've won more square miles.
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    • Author by mi-kela315 (May 06, 2008 1:04 pm ET)
         
      My support for Hillary has gone from 100% support to contempt. It is her campaign style that has turned me into an Obama supporter. I have been under the impression that a campaign is intended to excite voters to your cause, not to send them running to the other team! Disappointed by a Clinton AGAIN!
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    • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 1:05 pm ET)
         
      Oh, and let's not forget the endless references to Clinton's "win" in Texas, even though Obama actually took the state after the caucus results were reported. To this day, most of the pundits are still listing Texas as a Clinton win.

      Again, I don't blame Clinton for taking advantage of this free media ride, but if she manages to squeak past Obama and win this thing, they'll turn on her like a pack of jackals on a wounded hamster.
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    • Author by wesley (May 06, 2008 1:13 pm ET)
         

      Kondrake's comment was very appropriate...just in the wrong context.

      Blood sucking vampires would apply to McCain, Clinton, Obama, the democrats and the republicans...when looking at their feckless economic proposals and the gluttonous self-serving spending plans. 

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      • Author by worrierking (May 06, 2008 2:05 pm ET)
           
        No candidate ever gets to the point of being a serious contender to be the Republican or Democratic Presidential candidate without biting a few necks.
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        • Author by wesley (May 06, 2008 2:17 pm ET)
             
          I'm okay with a "few" necks...just not the necks of every self-serving group waving money or offers of support.
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    • Author by lindenbully (May 06, 2008 1:24 pm ET)
         
      If anyone deserves the vampire moniker, based on appearance I'd have to give it to Krauthammer...
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      • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 1:52 pm ET)
           
        I'm thinking Colmes has the "look". :-)
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        • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 2:05 pm ET)
             
          Colmes looks like a sick puppy with down-syndrome.  Vampires are either supposed to be sleek and sexy, in that un-dead kind of way, or monstrously grotesque, a la Nosferatu.

          However, there was that one guy on Fox News, can't remember his name, but he definitely had the V hairline going on with the slick black hair and pale face.
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    • Author by eweston8542983 (May 06, 2008 1:30 pm ET)
         

      More and more people are ignoring the Corporate message. The Wright thing seems to have little effect on the voters.

      I'm torn between wanting relevence in the media, and wanting to see more shark jumping by the media.

      Upon reflection, the media will continue to torture relevence, and try for new records in shark jumping. Something to do with negative reinforcement I think. Public needs, are irrelivent. Something from a planet far far away.

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      • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 1:49 pm ET)
           

        Hi Eweston, I saw your reply to me the other day, concerning my more pessimistic take on the gullibility of the American public. You were more hopeful than I was (on that day, anyway), and I'm thinking you may be right, based on a poll result I saw on Fox News the other night;

        It was a Fox poll, and if I remember right, it said that 51% of respondents considered Rev. Wright "anti-American".

        I assume the Fox audience skews pretty heavily GOP, but even if we pretend they represent average Americans, all this poll says is that the only ones fooled by the media are those whose probable vote wasn't affected at all - that is, the Republican 1/2 of the country has gladly found another reason to not vote for the candidate of the other party, for whom they never would have voted anyway.

        Maybe people are paying attention. 

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        • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 2:03 pm ET)
             

          Col.

          Here is what I found. (It may be a different poll.) It is from Fox News, May 4th. 42% of the respondents were Democrats.

          The poll was conducted among a random sample of 671 adults, including 283 Democratic primary voters, from May 1-3. The margin of sampling error was plus or minus 4 percentage points for the whole group, plus or minus 5 percentage points for the Democrats.

          Three-quarters of voters polled said Wright’s statements had not changed their opinion of Obama.

             And a majority of those polled — 56 percent — said the news media have spent too much time covering the controversy.

          http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/05/04/poll-majority-of-voters-approve-of-obamas-handling-of-wright/

           

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          • Author by dbeden4153 (May 06, 2008 2:08 pm ET)
               
            Interesting, with both of those polls, 25% said that Wright changed their mind about Obama, and 51% think Wright is un-American, so even though they think he's un-American, only half of the people who think so are going to have their opinions swayed...I really don't know what to make of that.
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          • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 2:14 pm ET)
               

            Thanks, AA. You sure do like you some polls ! ;0)

            I'd throw out the one stat, that the issue hasn't changed opinions, as this could include supporters who weren't swayed by the media coverage, as well as non-Obama-supporters who didn't gravitate to his camp because of the Wright issue.

            Overall, though, I think the polls do indicate that Joe and Jane regular American aren't being suckered by the rantings of Sean Hannity and the others who have found their pet boogeymen and aren't letting go.

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    • Author by nerzog (May 06, 2008 1:31 pm ET)
         
      By the way... how much play has Hillary's "God Bless the Rich" comment gotten? I've only heard it mentioned on Liberal Talk Radio. Compare that to the hysteria over Obama's "bitter" comment, and tell me again that the Media Whores aren't steering this debate.
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      • Author by juliajayne (May 06, 2008 2:24 pm ET)
           
        I think she said that to flumox BillO and all the righties like AA that are repeating that dumb talking point about the Dem candidates being "anti rich". 
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    • Author by Dem02020 (May 06, 2008 2:01 pm ET)
         

       

      OUTSIDE of the people at MMFA, who take a professional interest/obligation in the things this "all star" says, I find it hard to imagine people so bored or with such a low threshold for entertainment or amusement (this stuff is amusing?) or information (this stuff is information?), that they watch these "all stars" regularly, or at all.

      Go figure people who stare mindlessly at television: without them, where would these "all stars" be? I'd rather watch The Weather Channel.

      As far as that dowd woman at The New York Times goes, the excerpted words provided here are the most words of her's I've ever read... I knew there was a good reason why this columnist was mostly unknown to me: she reads about as informative and amusing as the "all star" characters.

      The venom, spit out in such a pretentious style... the movie references, the esoteric language (maybe you know what a Nosy Parker is, but I don't), and I hate people who use terms like "Mephistophelean scenario"... if language like that is meant to draw some kind of dividing line, between those intelligent folks who know what's being said, and the rest of the peons of the world, then I'm glad for it: it makes for the surest and shortest route taken, to know that you don't want anything to do with such intelligent and amusing people, be they columnists at The New York Times, or "all stars" at Fox.

       

      There's the dowd reference to James McDougal, and his death in a Federal Penitentionary... it's my impression that, all conspiracies and all Clinton hatred aside, he did in fact try and cover his personal financial losses with funds from the Savings and Loan that he operated: sure, that'll get you a medium long stretch in a Federal Pen.

      But both the man and dowd's reference to him, being now passed and long past, it seems more recent and far more tragic, what happened last Thursday, when Deborah Jeane Palfrey hanged herself.

      She was facing a 5 or more year Federal Prison sentence (maybe much more), which would have been the same as a life sentence, she claimed, because of her age (which I know not). And the stiff sentencing would have been the result of the serious charges she was convicted on: money laundering, racketeering and mail fraud (all under the general heading of the RICO Act)... and she said she'd rather die, than go to the Federal Pentitentiary for most of the rest of her life. And so she did die, having put a rope around her neck to be sure of it.

      Just for being a prostitute... or at least for being what the media called the "D.C. Madam": Sen. David Vitter's Madam, as you recall; other's in the Bush administration were her clients also.

      I mean no indictaion of conspiricy in her death (I leave that kind of thing to dowd and limbaugh and the other Clinton haters): she took her own life, I'm sure, as she said ahead of time she would. But racketeering? The RICO Act? Money laundering, and mail fraud? Such harsh sentences for prostitution?

      It's tragic, I think. The result seems way disproportionate to the cause. I wonder whether the media payed much attention to Ms. Palfrey's suicide. I don't know, I don't watch the danged thing that much. I wonder what David Vitter thinks. I don't know, I don't know him, nor do I care to.

      I know this much: that there are prostitutes who are actually honest about what they do... they provide some sort of pleasure or amusement, for a fee... and when it's all over, usually both parties are satisified, and no one has been hurt (and certianly no one is hanged for it)...

      But there's another kind of prostitute, who charges a fee, oftentimes a great one, yet the pleasure they supposedly give is a strange one to me, all venom and insult and false accusation, hardly amusing to a human person... I'd rather see that kind of prostitute hanged, than the other more honest kind...

      dowd and the "all stars": they're the ones who are better off hanged, I say.

       

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      • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 2:11 pm ET)
           

        I find it rather unsettling that you advocate the hanging of people with whom you disagree.

         

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        • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 2:19 pm ET)
             
          AA, did you read only the last line of that post? I hope so.
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          • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 2:42 pm ET)
               
            Please explain why you hope I read only the last line. 
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    • Author by eweston8542983 (May 06, 2008 3:12 pm ET)
         
      Cause if all you got from Dems post was a call to hang someone for a disagreement, then you didn't read much of it.
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      • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 3:25 pm ET)
           
        Thanks, Eweston. I thought my post might have encouraged a re-reading,but it ran into some concrete thinking.
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      • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 4:39 pm ET)
           

        Ewe,

        Simply repeating the obvious is not much of a reply. Your attempt at implying that I missed some part of Dem's rant without you providing any evidence to back up your claim is telling.

        Col's. lack of reply until he found someone to carry his water before and then resorting to snarkiness rather than defend his comment in good faith does not speak well for his motives either.  

        If any of the three of you (Dem included) can explain how the following quotes from Dem do not call for hanging pundits with whom Dem disagrees, I'll be grateful.

        "I'd rather see that kind of prostitute hanged, than the other more honest kind...

        dowd and the "all stars": they're the ones who are better off hanged, I say."

         

         

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        • Author by anotheramerican (May 06, 2008 4:42 pm ET)
             

          Please disregard the word "before" in the second paragraph above.

          The sentence should read: 

          Col's. lack of reply until he found someone to carry his water ___ and then resorting to snarkiness rather than defend his comment in good faith does not speak well for his motives either.

          Sorry for any confusion. 

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        • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 06, 2008 5:53 pm ET)
             

          Carrying my water? Do you even know what that means, AA? I went to lunch, and was getting some work done before I looked back at the site. Eweston was simply available and generous enough to do the hand-holding that you seem to require here just about every single day.It takes a village, you know.

          And it's pretty ridiculous to accuse somebody of stating the obvious, when the obvious was obviously not obvious enough to get through your impressively thick skull.

          Now tough up & quit being such an irresponsible crybaby.You'd think that after all the time you spend at this site making a fool of yourself you'd get a little thicker skin, and maybe start to understand that (I'll tell you this again);

          1. It is NOT everybody else's job to make sure that every item and every post is painstakingly dumbed down to the point that you can understand it. Go to Human Events if you want your beliefs presented at a 3rd grade level .

          2. It is NOT everybody else's fault for having a laugh when you make a clown of yourself .If it weren't for the inadvertent humor you supply, you would be absolutely worthless here. You should revel in your  one strong area, instead of denying it.

          And please, don't disappoint me here, be sure to snivel about my "ad hominum" attack.

           

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          • Author by anotheramerican (May 07, 2008 3:43 pm ET)
               

            Col.

            You've tried the gambit before. It is obvious to me, and I suspect others, that you are still not defending your original quip. Instead you are going off on a tangent that really makes no sense. 

            My apologies for thinking you were not answering when you were at lunch. However by your two replies it shows me again that you were relying on Ewe to carry your water. :-) 

            Like I said, this is not the first time you make a snarky comment, follow it up with insults instead of simply answering a question. Until you can carry on a discussion like an adult you are simply in the little dog pretending to be a big dog.

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            • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (May 08, 2008 2:12 am ET)
                 

              Dammit, AA, where's the "ad hominum" rambling? That's my favorite part of your incoherent ,whiny and confused posts, "Big Dog"!

              I checked back to see if you worked that in, and the optimistic part of me checked back to see if you had managed to do the work of trying to understand Dem's post.Nope. Just more childish babbling, but I have hope for you yet.I'm not giving up.

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              • Author by anotheramerican (May 08, 2008 9:53 am ET)
                   

                Col.

                You fool no one. You never have explained why you made the comment, " AA, did you read only the last line of that post? I hope so."

                I can see you are not interested in any discussion but simply intent on heckling.   

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    • Author by eweston8542983 (May 06, 2008 6:53 pm ET)
         

      K AA I went back and reread it, just to be sure. Much as I prefer folks make up their own minds. You attempt to paint Dem as bloody minded stinks. It is an age old complaint, the inequity of punishment. Ms Palfrey, who supplied a service, hung herself. I suppose the money that passed though her hands could have gone to better things, but a long way from any great evil.

      Dowd and Co, are active parts of our body politic. Is the damage they do a capital offence? Outing a CIA agent could qualify. So far the inquiry has stopped at Scooter. Who's what, emptying the trashcans in some conservative catch and release institution? Will his future cause him to put a noose arround his neck? How bought the journalists involved with pushing what ever the administration wanted? More recently most of MSM is studiously avoiding any coment on their use of compromised "Military Analyists". Evil? Incomptitent? Harmful? The questions should come up. Justice served.

      So if some of us are colorful in our rhetoric. Yes there is some anger there. Not of a type in favor of lynching. Nor in favor of encouraging suicide. We want justice, objective nonideologically based honest justice. And if we come to fail with its use, this is acceptable. 

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    • Author by Craig (May 08, 2008 11:42 am ET)
         

      Don't be too upset, Colonel. AA did pretend to see through some "gambit" of yours. I think that's a new one.

      Also, his response nicely exemplified your two points above.

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