Monica Crowley asserted Hillary Clinton "will cut off your manhood"
SUMMARY: Referring to a New York Times article headlined "Those Loyal to the Clintons Take Note of Who Was Not," Monica Crowley claimed that those who reportedly spoke to the Times did so "only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes." Crowley also described Hillary Clinton's purported treatment of someone who is, in Crowley's words, "backing the 'hope' guy": "[I]t will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you. She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting 'The Best of the '80s Hair Bands' at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch."
On the June 11 edition of The Laura Ingraham Show, guest host Monica Crowley said of a June 11 New York Times article headlined "Those Loyal to the Clintons Take Note of Who Was Not," that the sources for reporter Mark Leibovich would "speak only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes." She later asserted that "I'm sure that the name on the top of Bill Clinton's list is Hillary, and vice-a-versa. It'll be like that movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are husband-and-wife assassins who are paid to kill each other." Referring to someone who, in Crowley's words, is "backing the 'hope' guy," Crowley said, "[I]t will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you." Crowley continued, referring to Hillary Clinton: "She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting 'The Best of the '80s Hair Bands' at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch. This is what Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Bill Richardson, Oprah, and Maria Shriver all have to look forward to. None of them should be starting their personal cars in the morning."
From the June 11 edition of Talk Radio Network's The Laura Ingraham Show:
CROWLEY: Monica Crowley in for Laura Ingraham, 800-876-4123. Well, apparently the Bada Bing has two new patrons these days. According to a major story in today's New York Times, Bill and Hillary Clinton are spending their downtime putting together a major enemies list of all of the turncoats who went off with, yeah, Mr. Hope and Change, Senator Obama. And according to The New York Times, it says Clinton loyalists -- and yeah, I guess there are still some-- regard these people with some variation of, quote, ingrate, traitor, or enemy. This according to the associates and campaign officials who would speak only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes. The offenders' names are spat forth by the Clintons and their associates in rants, gripe sessions, and post-mortems. New York Times goes on to say the lineup invariably begins with A-list members like Governor Bill Richardson, Representative James Clyburn, Gregory Craig, Bill Clinton's lawyer in his impeachment trial, David Axelrod, Senator Claire McCaskill, and several Kennedys -- an assortment of Kennedys, beginning of course with Ted. Goes on to say some members of the Democratic Party's rules committee, the state of Iowa, and the caucus system in general, are also near the top of the Clintons' hit list. That would be the whole state of Iowa. I wonder if Hillary Clinton is going to go there and yell at the whole state the way Oprah went down to Mississippi and yelled at the whole state for being fat.
The New York Times piece also goes on to say the news media have already focused on some list entries, including Matt Drudge, Todd Purdum of Vanity Fair, and the cable network MSNBC, whose hosts Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann are charter list members. The Clintons' lists are also reported to include lesser-known Obama-supporting members of Congress, former ambassadors, or Clinton White House officials turned Obama advisers. These are people, it says, who should know better than to ask the former president of first lady for a job recommendation for a son-in-law.
I'm sure that the name on the top of Bill Clinton's list is Hillary, and vice-a-versa. It'll be like that movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are husband-and-wife assassins who are paid to kill each other. My colleague on The McLaughlin Group, Eleanor Clift, a couple of weeks ago wrote a piece for Newsweek. She made this point, that a Clinton aide -- a top Clinton associate -- said of John Kerry, who is also backing Barack Obama, quote, "He's dead to us. He is dead to us." A major donor, she reports, apologetic, very apologetic of his support of Barack Obama, went to Hillary hat in hand, and saying, you know, "I really apologize. I had to back Barack." And she snapped at him, quote, "Too bad for you because I'm going to win."
Too bad for you. You know, if you're backing the "hope" guy, well, that's too bad for you, and it will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you. She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting "The Best of the '80s Hair Bands" at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch. This is what Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Bill Richardson, Oprah, and Maria Shriver all have to look forward to. None of them should be starting their personal cars in the morning. 800-876-4123. Monicamemo.com. I am Monica Crowley in for Laura Ingraham.
How much mileage will these rightwing Stepford Wives keep giving the Clintons? Enough already, she is out of the race. I can't imagine even their die hard listeners are really lapping up Hillary bashing anymore, during the primary they lifted her up in reverence because they were scared of Obama, now they are mad at her for not beating him, I guess, so they are back to piling on again.
Leave them alone.
You know something's up when Pat Buchanan calls her out on her Eye-rack war views.
The ONLY reason why I have any shred of respect for Buchanan... aside from being smart as a whip when it comes to history and foreign policy, his position on Iraq is purty much the same as mine: BIG mistake.
"[I]t will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you. She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting 'The Best of the '80s Hair Bands' at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch."
Monica why don't you endorse Obama so Hillary can get started. I especially can't wait till she waterboards you, one can only hope she makes a mistake and holds you nose and your mouth for a few (20) minutes. If that fails there's always your manhood.
After all aren't journalist suppose to report truth.
She reminded me of a robotic Barbie doll. Yeesh.
Crowley is another Nixon alum and has had a Hillary obsession for some time. (Weirdly, her sister is married to Fox liberal Alan Colmes, which must make for some odd family gatherings.) She's also a bit of a plagiarist. I suppose one could argue that it's been some years since she was caught, though as far as I know she's never 'fessed up or paid any professional price.
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I listen to nutball Laura Ingraham on the way in to work most mornings (OK, just during the commercials on Stephanie Miller), but I missed this one among her fill-in hosts this week.
Caught a guy, I think named Urbanski, today, who could give her a run for her money.Around 6:30 or 7 he was whining that a columnist in the L.A. Times was pointing out that some L.A. Transportation Dept. bigwig drove a Hummer, and reassuring his listeners that they should all drive Hummers, using words like Draconian and oppressive, predicting third-world status and rickshaws for L.A.
About 9:00, 2 hours later, I had to take a drive. The same station was on,and the same cat was still telling his sheep that they should drive Hummers, now talking about rice paddies and bicycles.
He may have changed subjects in the two hours I missed.He may not have had to.
When I visited Thailand some years ago, I got a rickshaw ride. It was fun. Well, probably not so much fun for the guy pulling me. But, hey, it's a form of transportation. :-)
What the hell is wrong with right wingers? Why have they let all this violent imagery co-opt their message? Can't they make their point without blood, fear or torture?
And yet, despite the mountains of examples archived here of conservatives offering nothing but gut level emotional tripe, we still have the conservative contingent posting here insisting the left relies on emotion to persuade.
Of course we know that's a lie. Were it true that libs relied on emotion rather than fact and cons relied on fact rather than emotion, I gaurantee you that the last thirty years of our political history would be that of liberal dominance.
Why do I say this? Because the language of liberals for the better part of thirty years has consisted of policy positions, statistics and yes, facts. Think about John Kerry or Dukakis or even Bill Clinton could be a policy wonk. And we have suffered for our lack of developing an ability to infuse our policies with an emotional sense of values and principles.
Well, those days are ending. Liberals are reclaiming their rich tradition of uplifting the human spirit. Consider Obama. He leads most every discussion with values and places his policy ideas within the cognitive infrastructure of progressive American values.
It's about time, too. The country and the world can't take anymore conservative "ideas."
Monica Crowley asserted Hillary Clinton "will cut off your manhood"
As opposed to George W Bush who will just inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
I love all these accusations over the years of how if you speak out against the Clinton's you are putting yourself in jeopardy. Why isn't Crowley dead? She's been doing this for years. Or Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Ken Starr, Joe Klein, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc. There are thousands of Clinton haters that have been bashing them for years. Far from coming to any harm most have built very lucrative careers off the Clintons.
ok, who's monica crowley, and why should i care what she thinks? or spews. or whatever it is they pay her to do.
geez, the clinton's killed the entire population of AR, isn't that enough for one couple?