Chuck Norris' facts on hate crimes bill are missing in action
SUMMARY: Chuck Norris repeated the false claim that pedophiles could be protected under the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act.
In his May 12 and May 19 columns for Creators Syndicate, actor and political activist Chuck Norris falsely claimed that pedophiles could be protected under the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act. Norris wrote in both columns that the legislation -- which, among other things, defines as a federal crime certain acts or attempted acts of violence committed "because of the actual or perceived religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability of any person" -- "could ... provide elevated protection to pedophiles." In fact, while conservatives have pointed to the bill's inclusion of "sexual orientation" and "disability" to justify their assertion that the bill could protect pedophilia, neither term would do so.
As Rep. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) noted during an April 23 House Judiciary Committee hearing, the term "sexual orientation" is already defined by federal statute as applying only to "consensual homosexuality or heterosexuality," thereby excluding pedophiles, who engage in nonconsensual sexual relationships with children.
Pedophilia is also not considered a "disability" under current federal law. The Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 (ADA), specifically excludes pedophilia, thereby precluding protection for pedophiles from the hate crimes bill.
Both FactCheck.org and PolitiFact.com have also written that the hate crimes bill would not protect pedophiles. FactCheck.org wrote: "[P]edophiles would get no breaks under this bill." PolitiFact.com wrote that "we've found nothing to support the opponents' claims that pedophiles would be protected by the hate crimes bill" and concluded that the claim is "Pants on Fire" wrong.
In addition, Norris wrote in his May 19 column that Saddam Hussein punished "people who merely spoke out against him, his rule or his politics" and later added: "Offensive speech being punishable by law? But it might not be that far off for America, especially if the course of free speech continues on its present track -- a path of progressive restrictions, both from our government and our culture." Norris then cited the hate crimes bill as an example.
Norris' syndicated column is also published on the conservative websites Townhall.com, WorldNetDaily, and HumanEvents.com.
From Norris' May 19 column, titled "Outlawing Opinion":
It greatly alarms me that Americans' constitutional right of freedom of speech is being squeezed out of our culture.
Several years ago, I watched then-"20/20" correspondent Diane Sawyer interview Saddam Hussein, who was dictator of Iraq at the time. She respectfully confronted him for the atrocities and executions he used as punishments for people who merely spoke out against him, his rule or his politics. Surprisingly naive of America's constitutional basis, Saddam asked, "Well, what happens to those who speak against your president?" (He clearly was expecting that such speech was also a crime in the U.S. and punishable by law.) Shocked by his sheer ignorance of the U.S. -- and somewhat at a loss for words herself -- Diane quipped back in answering his question, "They host television talk shows!" Saddam's facial expression revealed that he was totally confused by her answer.
Sounds so far-out, doesn't it? Offensive speech being punishable by law? But it might not be that far off for America, especially if the course of free speech continues on its present track -- a path of progressive restrictions, both from our government and our culture.
For example, presently bill S. 909 is on the fast track through the Senate, poised under the guise of the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act. While the bill purports to target crimes of brutality, not speech, once enacted, local justices could expand its interpretive enforcement to encompass a wider meaning than originally conceived. In the end, it could not only criminalize opinions (an unconstitutional act) but also provide elevated protection to pedophiles.
If our policymakers understood and followed the constitutional government our Founders laid down for us, they never would advocate any so-called hate crimes bill.
From Norris' May 12 column, titled "Of Bakeries, Burglars and Bad Congressional Bills":
Our Founding Fathers simply never could have imagined such rampant degradation and utter disarray among younger generations. Proof of that is seen in Ben Franklin's 1787 pamphlet, "Information to Those Who Would Remove to America," which was a guide for Europeans who were considering relocating to America.
In it, Ben said, "Hence bad examples (of) youth are more rare in America, which must be a comfortable consideration to parents." Can you picture a present-day politician saying, "Bad examples of youth are rare in America"? He or she would become the ridicule of pundits and politicians alike.
One way we can fight right now for our Founders' America is by going to http://www.citizenlink.org/content/A000009957.cfm and joining the several hundred thousand Americans who already have voiced their opposition to the passage of the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act, because in the end, it could not only criminalize opinions (an unconstitutional act) but also provide elevated protection to pedophiles. Is that how we want our government protecting our children and the Constitution?
I've felt honored to be reconnected to the younger generations through the "Chuck Norris Facts" proliferation. I hear from thousands every year, listen to their concerns, and do my best to carry their concerns to appropriate parties to implement change.















Well, he is an actor. Go figure. ;-)
So... as usual... conservative opposed to this are just a bunch of asshats who don't know what they're talking about.
They should either grow up, or STFU.
How does the author of this article assume that some children can consent to pedophile conditions? "thereby excluding pedophiles, who engage in nonconsensual sexual relationships with children." The obvious inferance is that some pedophile relations can be consensual. How can this author make such a grevious mistake? Unless it wasn't a mistake, then that would make Chuch Norris correct about his assessment that pedophiles would be eligble for the same marriage rights that gays are after. I agree with Chuck, also, since giving rights to one sexual perversion is no different than giving rights to another.
But, either way, these "rights" that you seek have been voted on over and over and each time the majority thinks you are a sexual perversion and aren't worthy of rights for a chosen lifestyle. You got civil unions, but want marriage. Get a real sense of duty and fight for more stringent civil union rights, since marriage is a religous ceremony and you refuse to let the government coincide with religion.
If you don't want to confuse yourself even more, give up this subject now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Rb4W54JnI
"Oh, my, St Louis has changed so much since I was here last..."
Now that's a lie! I've unfortunately seen most of Norris's movies and even worse, watched several episodes of "Walker, Texas Ranger" and I don't recall Norris, like Steven Segal... being hit in the head all that often!
No, no... his brain damage is a natural occurrence, like that of most other right-wing crazies!
I know he played a Texas resident on TV but I'm not sure that counts.
But if this smack talkin' eejit ever deigns to darken my door? I'll make a diablo sandwich of him!
So did George W. Bush... we all know how that turned out...
The younger generations you connected with are those who've applied for Social Security in the last five years. These people might be considered young for Republicans but they're still in their sixties.
All we really need to do is put Chuck in charge. If he doesn't cure the issue, he will kill it.
"What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all."
"You don't look lazy."
- Lawrence Kadsdan, "Body Heat"
Now, there's a convoluted bit of "logic". You could say the same about any law on the books.
At least Chucky is honest about one thing... the Hate Crimes Legislation does not outlaw ANY kind of speech. That simple fact seems to get lost in all this hysteria from the Right.
Also, can any Right Wing bedwetter explain how this law is supposed to protect pedophiles, and from what?
Again, I ask... can you show me the section of the Hate Crimes Legislation that would outlaw any kind of speech?
Well, I tend to agree. Unfortunately, that doesn't always happen in murder and assault trials. Occasionally a jury will acquit Bubba of a crime because they don't approve of the victim, and think he had it coming, or one sympathetic redneck can hang a jury, resulting in a mistrial. Or, even worse, a good-ole-boy district attorney could choose not to try the case at all.
In the past, the Feds had to try such cases under RICO or Civil Rights Law to bring the perpetrator to justice.
Is Chuck Norris even still alive?
I guess so.
You know, he could do a remake or another sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's" and he could play the corpse, and he wouldn't need any makeup at all... he wouldn't even need to act.
I understand how bad movies get made, but to have a stupid title as well is inexcusable.
No, he wasn't the hero...
But I shouldn't confuse Chuck with concepts above his level, that of a 10th-degree black belt in ignorance.
Randy
And this is still my favorite Norrisim --
"When Chuck Norris falls into water -- Chuck does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.
I only mention homosexuality and pedophilia together since Norris does, as well. In reality, the two are about as alike as being an animal-lover and being into bestiality. People just don't get that. The pedophilia rate is lower among homosexuals than heterosexuals, incidentally, so really "straights" are worse.