Mr. Limbaugh, let's begin with the '60s. You were 18 in 1969, and you could have volunteered to go and fight for this great country in Viet Nam. You chose not to, so which are you, a hippie or a coward? (I realize this is an unfair question; I am merely applying his own standards to him)

Now, for all of those with functioning brains, I think I've found a solution to cap and trade, a way to sell it to the conservatives. Let's just call it a war! The War on Pollution! We can have dirty brown ribbons on our cars, and slogans, and some large corporations will likely make a lot of money, most of it coming from taxpayer coffers. Here's the difference: Rather than having thousands of bodies to bury, we'll end up with more breathable air, and perhaps cleaner water. Surely this is a war worth fighting! It makes more sense than declaring War on Poverty, at any rate!