Sanity on hold: Fox News warns Democrats: "Don't meddle with our patriotic music"
Fox News hosts have recently fixated on the House's decision to terminate a pilot program to -- in the words of Bret Baier -- "kill the patriotic tunes callers hear when they're put on hold." Sean Hannity claimed that it "serves as a lesson to the Democrats: Don't meddle with our patriotic music," while Fox & Friends co-host Steve Doocy said the program is "one of the most boneheaded moves of the summer" and claimed "America wins" because the House is once again playing "patriotic" music.
Fox News follows right-wing blogs to New Ledger report
Think Progress: New Ledger report "picked up by various right-wing blogs." In an August 31 article headlined "Why Does Nancy Pelosi Have a Problem With Patriotic Music?" The New Ledger reported that "sources on Capitol Hill informed us this week that the Democratic House leadership has made a sweeping decision that congressional offices now have the options of 'smooth jazz' elevator music or no music at all." Following that report, several right-wing blogs questioned Pelosi's purported "problem with patriotic music," as the blog Think Progress noted. [Think Progress, 9/1/09]
Think Progress: "Fox Pushes Bogus Conspiracy Theory That Nancy 'Music Czar' Pelosi Is Banning Patriotic Muzak." Fox News, led by Sean Hannity and Steve Doocy, then advanced the claim on September 1 and 2 that Democrats were attacking "patriotic music." [Think Progress, 9/2/09]
Fox News fixates on "patriotic" hold music
Fox & Friends: "One of the most boneheaded moves of the summer." On Fox & Friends, Doocy said of the program: "[I]n what has got to go down as one of the most boneheaded moves of the summer, which is now concluding as we approach Labor Day, apparently Nancy Pelosi and the House leadership had said ... we're going to have a test project where, for three weeks, we're going to get rid of the patriotic music." He added: "[I]nstead, members will have the option of either no music or some light jazz. Well, that hit the fan because people thought that was stupid." Later, referring to the House's decision to terminate the program, Doocy stated: "America wins."
Fox & Friends aired the following graphic during the segment:

Hannity: "[L]et this serve as a lesson to the Democrats: Don't meddle with our patriotic music." On the September 1 edition of his Fox News show, Hannity asked: "[H]ave you ever tried to call your representative?" and said: "Now, up until now, you probably have been enjoying lovely patriotic tunes. Well, that is until Nancy Pelosi had anything to say about it. Under the current Democratic leadership, patriotic music was replaced with smooth jazz elevator music." After noting that the House terminated the program, Hannity stated: "Well, let this serve as a lesson to the Democrats: Don't meddle with our patriotic music."
Special Report: "House of Representatives today faced the music." Special Report host Bret Baier claimed of the House's decision to terminate the program: "[T]he House of Representatives today faced the music and reversed a decision to kill the patriotic tunes callers hear when they're put on hold." [Special Report, 9/1/09]
The Fox Nation: "Pelosi Flip-Flops on Patriotic Music." On September 2, The Fox Nation highlighted the House's termination of the program in its "Most Talked About" feature, characterizing it as a "Pelosi Flip-Flop."

Transcripts
From the September 2 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends:
CLAYTON MORRIS (guest co-host): If you're a little upset and you want to call your congressman over the past few weeks, this is the type of music you would have gotten as you called -- if you called the House. You would have gotten hold music that was smooth jazz.
GRETCHEN CARLSON (co-host): You want to go out on a date?
MORRIS: The dulcet sounds of Kenny G is what you would receive.
DOOCY: Well, exactly right. It would be fine if you were calling Congressman Kenny G's office and that music was playing, but in what has got to go down as one of the most boneheaded moves of the summer, which is now concluding as we approach Labor Day, apparently Nancy Pelosi and the House leadership had said we're going to get -- we're going to have a test project where, for three weeks, we're going to get rid of the patriotic music.
Once upon a time, if you were on hold, you'd hear John Philip Sousa and stuff like that. We're going to get rid of that, and instead, members will have the option of either no music or some light jazz. Well, that hit the fan because people thought that was stupid.
CARLSON: Well, including Representative Fred Upton, a Republican, who said this: "Callers routinely -- routinely" -- somebody else say that --
MORRIS: Routinely.
DOOCY: Blame Oprah.
CARLSON: -- "routinely express their delight in listening to a few notes of Americana while briefly waiting for their call to go through. We should proudly embrace our nation's patriotic songs, not callously shun them for elevator music."
Here's my point: Doesn't Congress and all their aides have more to do than worrying about pilot programs to change out music that you listen to when you're on hold to talk about health care reform?
[...]
DOOCY: Let's get the Georges.
CARLSON: All right, now let me ask you this, George.
GEORGE FOREMAN (two-time world heavyweight boxing champion and cookware promoter): The Georges.
CARLSON: When you're getting ready for a big fight, do you like to listen to smooth jazz? Does that get you going? Or do you like to listen to some good old-fashioned patriotic music?
FOREMAN: Patriotic -- it's a necessity, because it's a privilege to be able to call anyway your congressman, your senators. It's a privilege. And you better remember it's only in America that you can do something like that. You better not have that jazz playing.
MORRIS: Well, here's what happened. Here's what happened in Congress. The past three weeks, they switched the phone call music, the hold music, so if George Foreman calls me and I'm a congressman -- that's never going to happen -- but if that were to happen, you used to hear this music. That would get you pumped up.
Now, for the past three weeks, you were hearing this, George. If you were to call, this is the music you'd hear. This was a little smooth jazz. This is what you'd hear. George, you're on hold right now.
[...]
DOOCY: The key is, the House leaders, in their wisdom, decided, you know what? That it was a bad idea; so what we're going to do is we're going to start playing the patriotic music again.
FOREMAN: Good.
DOOCY: America wins.
From the September 1 edition of Fox News' Hannity:
HANNITY: And have you ever tried to call your representative? Well, if so, you've probably been put on hold. Well, it's the leadership in Congress who decides what music you will be listening to while you wait.
Now, up until now, you probably have been enjoying lovely patriotic tunes. Well, that is until Nancy Pelosi had anything to say about it. Under the current Democratic leadership, patriotic music was replaced with smooth jazz elevator music.
Well, Michigan Congressman Fred Upton, well, he was not about to stand for this. He wrote a letter to the House's chief administrative officer, who reports that Speaker Pelosi, reporting that, quote, "Callers routinely express their delight in listening to a few notes of Americana. We should proudly embrace our nation's patriotic songs, not callously shun them for elevator music."
And guess what? In response to several calls from Fox News, a spokesman for the chief administrative officer said today, quote, "The music has been changed during recess, in an attempt to offer offices a choice of hold music, but based on the negative response that we received, it was changed back today."
Well, let this serve as a lesson to the Democrats: Don't meddle with our patriotic music.
From the September 1 edition of Fox News' Special Report with Bret Baier:
BRET BAIER (host): And finally, the House of Representatives today faced the music and reversed a decision to kill the patriotic tunes callers hear when they're put on hold. The original music was abruptly restored after a three-week absence because of negative reaction to the smooth jazz standards that had replaced it.















I don't know how these clowns can shout USA!! USA!! while so tightly wrapped in the flag.
Fred Upton is my frickin' congressman! I think I should move.
It was my understanding that patriotic music was never stopped. It was an idea that was proposed but never implemented. The fox news reporters confused present and future tense.
That even one second was wasted in talking about this is just another testament to just how useless and utterly pathetic Fox Noise is!
I would agree with MMfA that this is a matter of misinformation by the right-wing media... it's sad that it is a story that MMfA had to post, but for its very existence.
Check out the video of her being asked about this in San Francisco.
Forget health care -- Fox News wants to talk patriotic music with Pelosi.
Link to video.
How much more American can you get than JAZZ, for GOD'S SAKE!??
Republicans choose from The Liberty Bell by John Philip Sousa (Monty Python fans will know this) or Deutschlandlied (Deutschland uber Alles)
Democrats can have the Soviet National Anthem, except for Al Franken, who will have his "Stuart Smalley" bits.
As for Soviet Jazz (thank, Wikipedia)
1930-40s: Soviet Jazz
the First Eccentric Orchestra of the Russian Federated Socialist Republic - Valentin Parnakh's Jazz Band
Jazz music was introduced to Soviet audiences by Valentin Parnakh in 1920s. Singer Leonid Uteosov and film score composer Isaak Dunayevsky helped its popularity, especially with popular comedy movie Jolly Fellows that featured jazz soundtrack. Eddie Rosner, Oleg Lundstrem and others contributed to soviet jazz music.
In late 40s, during the "anti-cosmopolitainism" campaigns, jazz music suffered from ideological oppression, as it was labeled "bourgeois" music. Many bands were dissolved, and those remained avoided to be labelled as jazz band
Right wingers are big on symbols...short on everything that matters.
True. But then is 'smooth jazz' really Jazz? Here's something that should satisfy everybody:
Spangled Banner Minor and Other Patriotic Songs by Carla Bley
But then, I start to channel surf.When I watch Fox and Friends for more then five minutes, I start getting angry; angry at these three idiots, and their idiotic guests (Michelle Malkin, boy, she is mean looking, Dick Morris who makes me want to hurl, etc). At first, I thought it was just because I really dislike Fox News and the nonsense they 'report' as news.
However, I really think all programming behind Fox and Friends is to make people angry. It feeds the malcontents, the loonies, the older men who look down women's dresses, and for the rest of us, Fox and Friends is an insult. So here I am, after working a twelve hour day listening on Media Matters to this tripe.
My point is, we are talking about them. They manage to get the adrenaline pumping,for what ever reason you have, and their rating go up.
I am going to stick to the Today Show. I think Al Roker is a hottie.
But we're not watching their commericals, and in my case, my satellite lineup doesn't include cable news, so they're not getting my money.
I don't have a problem with people who disagree with me. I've learned a lot from people who don't think as I do. Hence, I've often changed my ideas.
What I get angry about is when an argument is sophomoric. Fox and Friends continually use language, facial expressions and childish sarcasm to further the right wing agenda of the Fox News Corporation. It is a major turn off for me. And so, I have turned them and the rest of Fox News, off.
I usually get Jimmy Buffet or some 60s top 40 when I'm on hold, I don't really have high expectations that the on-hold DJ is going to give me something really interesting.
Its the "Flag Pin on Lapel", "Hand over the Heart", "I'm More Patriotic Than You Are"; AND NOW..."You Play MY Patriotic Music OR ELSE!" Crowd AGAIN!
Sigh....doesn't this ALL just fill you up with Fellowship & Love!
So, paraphrasing from their own words, "doesn't Fox have better things to report on than this non-story?"
The right wing nutz really have gone off the deep end...
I read MMFA every day, and normally within the first paragraph, they tell you how they have all their facts wrong (or whatever).
I.e., the standard format for an article of this type is something along the lines "So-and-so said this, but the truth is that."
[Or possibly, "So-and-so said this, but during Bush, he did that."
The only editorializing, or really insertion of anything, by MMFA is the phrase "Sanity on hold" in the title. Are they insane because this didn't happen, or because they are insane to care, or because they are insane to think we care, or insane to think we believe their patriotism, or what?
MMFA has zero explanation to accompany this. It's just weird.
DOOCY: The key is, the House leaders, in their wisdom, decided, you know what? That it was a bad idea; so what we're going to do is we're going to start playing the patriotic music again...
America wins.
America defeated the House Leaders, who are obviously America's enemies.
Yeah I can almost hear them collectively crapping themselves when they heard this news. "OMG! Obama is replacing the patriotic music you hear when put on hold with smooth jazz?? That MONSTER!
Well he is not gonna get away with this by golly!!!" Then they all rush to their phones to call their congressman and end up screaming at some 20 yr old aide who is taking messages.
Yes indeed the Right is pathetic, clueless and anal to the nth degree. I am so glad these idiots are out of power.