The Most Terrorist-Fist-Jabbingest Name In News

Today, CNN announced that Parker Spitzer would no longer feature co-host Kathleen Parker, whose dynamic chemistry with Eliot Spitzer made the show a must-watch for dozens of Americans. According to various reports, Parker will be replaced by a rotating cast of pundits and news personalities, among them E.D. Hill.

Hill is the former Fox News daytime host whose tenure with the network ended quite abruptly after she teased a June 2008 news report on a knuckle bump between then-candidate Barack Obama and his wife thusly:

The parade of top-notch CNN hires keeps marching right along.