BLITZER: Sex scandals are certainly nothing new here in Washington, but Senator Larry Craig's arrest in a men's restroom is giving new meaning to the concept of bathroom humor.
Our Jeanne Moos says the political spectacle is truly most unusual.
MOOS: It's hard to hear this.
CRAIG: I am not gay. I never have been gay.
MOOS: Without being reminded of this.
[Former Gov.] JAMES McGREEVEY [D-NJ]: I am a gay American.
MOOS: The Craig affair has sure led to a lot of late-night gaiety, like [ABC late-night host] Jimmy Kimmel's “Unintentional Joke of the Day.”
CRAIG: Thank you all very much for coming out today.
JAY LENO (host of NBC's The Tonight Show): We have a clip of the press conference. Show the press conference today.
CRAIG: Thank you all very much for coming out today.
MOOS: Never have the nation's newscasts spent more time, literally, in the toilet.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: And what's with the hand signals?
MOOS: But there's something about the toe-tapping part of all this that media folks can't resist tapping into.
You expect it on YouTube.
UNIDENTIFIED MAN: At 12:16 hours he started with the foot tap.
MOOS: But a TV station in Sacramento did its own re-creation of the Craig men's room incident. A colleague even provided --
UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN: Here you go.
MOOS: -- a homemade stall divider.
UNIDENTIFIED MAN: The senator allegedly started tapping his foot like this. Apparently that's a sign they're interested in having some relations.
MOOS: But if it's high-quality production you're after, check out the re-creation at the website Slate.
UNIDENTIFIED MAN: I was able to see Craig's blue eyes as he looked into my stall.
MOOS: Slate used verbatim quotes from the arresting officer's report.
UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Craig moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot, which was within my stall area. At 12:17 hours, I saw Craig swipe his hand under the stall divider for a few seconds.
MOOS: And a YouTuber posted this guide to men's room signals.
[video of foot tapping followed by text reading " 'Come to this airport often?' "]
Senator Craig denies anything lewd took place, allegedly telling police his “wide stance” explains his foot placement. The scandal is generating plays on words and puns. It's causing commentators to tell personal stories you'd never expect.
MSNBC's Tucker Carlson described how he was once bothered in a men's room.
CARLSON: I went back with someone I knew and grabbed the guy by the -- you know, and grabbed him.
DAN ABRAMS [host of MSNBC Live with Dan Abrams]: And did what?
CARLSON: Hit him against the stall with his head, actually.
MOOS: Carlson later said the man physically grabbed him first.
It's almost too hot a story for reporters to handle.
Red State Update comedians to the rescue.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Tappy, tappy on the tootsie. A little peek a boo through the crack in the door. Hell, I can't keep up with all them signals. When I want to get some, I just go down to the bar and wait for the first woman to fall off the stool and tell her hair looks nice.
MOOS: At least that won't get a senator arrested.
Jeanne Moos, CNN, New York.
BLITZER: Can't top Jeanne Moos with that. Thank you, Jeanne.