LAURA INGRAHAM (HOST): All right, Raymond. Biden made a surprise public appearance today. Yay!
RAYMOND ARROYO (GUEST): And naturally, Laura, back to form, he babbled the teleprompter to announce the return of hostages from Russia before taking his own hostage.
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Good lord. And remember, no presidential runs after 80, Laura. That was the other message he forgot to mention there. There really should be a restraining order against Biden any time there's a woman under 30 within eyesight because inevitably, he has to reach out and touch them and sniff them.
INGRAHAM: Well, couldn't he have just waived? Can't we have the tape from COVID? We need social distancing permanently for Joe Biden and anyone under the age of 30. Not 13, but 30.