Beck Claims TSA Pat Downs Were Designed To Be “So Offensive” That “Disgruntle[d]” Workers Would Form Union For “Protection” Written by Media Matters Staff Published 06/23/11 1:02 PM EDT From the June 23 edition from Premiere Radio Networks' The Glenn Beck Program: Video file Previously: Beck Makes Hilarious Addition To His “Civilian Defense Force” Conspiracy Theory: The Mailmen Are In On It! Ailes And Beck Agree On Lunatic “Civilian National Security Force” Conspiracy Theory Glenn Beck thinks unionizing TSA = private army for Obama. No, really.