Glenn Beck fancies himself a learned man, and he truly believes that Broke is a scholarly work of near-unfathomable intellectual heft.

And what do all great thinkers do in the pages of their “most scholarly efforts”? They shamelessly advertise for their schlocky, poorly-written thriller novels, of course.

From page 36 of Broke:

I'm looking forward to the graphic proclaiming “We've been CHRISTMAS SWEATERED." Or, better yet, “Our PANTHERS have been TEASED."