Glenn Beck admits: “I'm pulling this directly out of my butt right here” Written by Media Matters Staff Published 03/11/10 12:25 PM EST From the March 11 edition of The Glenn Beck Program: Video file Previously: Beck: “You cannot lie to the American people for very long unless you're really good” Beck tells audience to “sell a car if you have to” to get kids out of public school “or our republic will be lost” Beck conspiracy theory: “They're clearly building these server farms” in Virginia “for a database of medical care” Beck's latest conspiracy: Van Jones, Pelosi, The Coming Insurrection and the revolutionary “populist rebellion bomb” Beck conspiracy theory -- U.S. ignoring daily “cyber attacks by China” as “payment” to them Beck's latest conspiracy theory: Council on Foreign Relations helped control journalism Beck's two-blackboard conspiracy of how Obama is “in danger” from “revolutionaries” like Dunn, Stern Beck ties SEIU into his cap and trade “one-world government” conspiracy After claiming “no, I'm not” promoting WH security breach conspiracy theory, Beck diagrams the conspiracy theory Beck's latest conspiracy theory: KSM trials intended to “overwhelm the system” and “kick it upstairs” to world court Beck conspiracy theory: Soros-funded left installs ACORN-approved secretaries of state to nudge elections in NY and MN Beck conspiracy theory: U.S. government to seize land through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to back new currency