Monica Crowley asserted Hillary Clinton “will cut off your manhood”

Written by Lauren Auerbach

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Referring to a New York Times article headlined “Those Loyal to the Clintons Take Note of Who Was Not,” Monica Crowley claimed that those who reportedly spoke to the Times did so “only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes.” Crowley also described Hillary Clinton's purported treatment of someone who is, in Crowley's words, “backing the 'hope' guy”: "[I]t will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you. She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting 'The Best of the '80s Hair Bands' at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch."


On the June 11 edition of The Laura Ingraham Show, guest host Monica Crowley said of a June 11 New York Times article headlined “Those Loyal to the Clintons Take Note of Who Was Not,” that the sources for reporter Mark Leibovich would “speak only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes.” She later asserted that “I'm sure that the name on the top of Bill Clinton's list is Hillary, and vice-a-versa. It'll be like that movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are husband-and-wife assassins who are paid to kill each other.” Referring to someone who, in Crowley's words, is “backing the 'hope' guy,” Crowley said, "[I]t will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you." Crowley continued, referring to Hillary Clinton: “She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting 'The Best of the '80s Hair Bands' at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch. This is what Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Bill Richardson, Oprah, and Maria Shriver all have to look forward to. None of them should be starting their personal cars in the morning.”

From the June 11 edition of Talk Radio Network's The Laura Ingraham Show:

CROWLEY: Monica Crowley in for Laura Ingraham, 800-876-4123. Well, apparently the Bada Bing has two new patrons these days. According to a major story in today's New York Times, Bill and Hillary Clinton are spending their downtime putting together a major enemies list of all of the turncoats who went off with, yeah, Mr. Hope and Change, Senator Obama. And according to The New York Times, it says Clinton loyalists -- and yeah, I guess there are still some-- regard these people with some variation of, quote, ingrate, traitor, or enemy. This according to the associates and campaign officials who would speak only on the condition of anonymity, because they also do not want to end up in cement shoes. The offenders' names are spat forth by the Clintons and their associates in rants, gripe sessions, and post-mortems. New York Times goes on to say the lineup invariably begins with A-list members like Governor Bill Richardson, Representative James Clyburn, Gregory Craig, Bill Clinton's lawyer in his impeachment trial, David Axelrod, Senator Claire McCaskill, and several Kennedys -- an assortment of Kennedys, beginning of course with Ted. Goes on to say some members of the Democratic Party's rules committee, the state of Iowa, and the caucus system in general, are also near the top of the Clintons' hit list. That would be the whole state of Iowa. I wonder if Hillary Clinton is going to go there and yell at the whole state the way Oprah went down to Mississippi and yelled at the whole state for being fat.

The New York Times piece also goes on to say the news media have already focused on some list entries, including Matt Drudge, Todd Purdum of Vanity Fair, and the cable network MSNBC, whose hosts Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann are charter list members. The Clintons' lists are also reported to include lesser-known Obama-supporting members of Congress, former ambassadors, or Clinton White House officials turned Obama advisers. These are people, it says, who should know better than to ask the former president of first lady for a job recommendation for a son-in-law.

I'm sure that the name on the top of Bill Clinton's list is Hillary, and vice-a-versa. It'll be like that movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are husband-and-wife assassins who are paid to kill each other. My colleague on The McLaughlin Group, Eleanor Clift, a couple of weeks ago wrote a piece for Newsweek. She made this point, that a Clinton aide -- a top Clinton associate -- said of John Kerry, who is also backing Barack Obama, quote, “He's dead to us. He is dead to us.” A major donor, she reports, apologetic, very apologetic of his support of Barack Obama, went to Hillary hat in hand, and saying, you know, “I really apologize. I had to back Barack.” And she snapped at him, quote, “Too bad for you because I'm going to win.”

Too bad for you. You know, if you're backing the “hope” guy, well, that's too bad for you, and it will be too bad for you because girlfriend will cut you. She will strap you into the electric chair. Then she will waterboard you. Then she will slowly and methodically pull off each one of your toenails. Then she will deprive you of sleep by blasting “The Best of the '80s Hair Bands” at you, and then she will cut off your manhood, and then she will throw the switch. This is what Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Bill Richardson, Oprah, and Maria Shriver all have to look forward to. None of them should be starting their personal cars in the morning. 800-876-4123. Monicamemo.com. I am Monica Crowley in for Laura Ingraham.