Want to know why the right-wing “comedy” An American Carol flopped so spectacularly at the box office over the weekend? It's not because, as one critic wrote, the movie “is about as not-funny as a comedy can get.”

It was because there was a Hollywood conspiracy in play to defraud the anti-liberal film. It's true, movie theaters purposefully failed to count all the American Carol tickets sold!

If you still have your ticket stub you can go here and report any funny business. And rest easy, the movie's producers “are investigating.”