From the May 8, 2024, edition of Fox News' Gutfeld!

GREG GUTFELD (HOST): The woke can stop pouting, they took the boy out of scouting. After 114 years, the Boy Scouts of America announced a name change in an effort to emphasize inclusion. Now they are simply Scouting America, which sounds like something Al Qaeda's doing. The organization claims the name change would reflect their, quote, "ongoing commitment to welcome every youth and family in America to experience the benefits of scouting and to further prove commitment to inclusivity."

So now scouts can earn merit badges in hairstyling for drag queens, and proper pronoun etiquette.