STEVEN CROWDER (HOST): Hitler must have been right-wing. Why? Because you've never heard that it had socialist in the name and every single policy was, of course, radically, radically socialist. That's one thing, people think they'll put you on your heels like, you're saying Hitler was a liberal? I'm saying Hitler was a leftist, yeah, of course. Of course, I am. Of course, I am.
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DAVE LANDAU (CO-HOST): How is Adam Schiff allowed to call anything racist on behalf of any race?
CROWDER: That's a good point.
LANDAU: That's the whitest-looking human being I've ever seen.
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LANDAU: He's shifty, that's why his name is Schiff.
CROWDER: That's a good point.
LANDAU: I'll say it, I'll say it. It wasn't a joke. He's just a creep.
CROWDER: Yeah and everything he touches politically becomes "Aus-Schiff."
LANDAU: That's right.
CROWDER: He's the "Aus-Schiff" of political candidates. I'm not proud of it.
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LANDAU: He's a cartoon. I believe he's just a cartoon walking among us.
CROWDER: Hey, Trix kids. Beat him up.
LANDAU: Yeah, no kidding, he doesn't deserve your tricks.
CROWDER: Silly Schiff, Silly Schiff, gerrymandering is for kids. Now, let me just recap this for you.
LANDAU: I like it when you hit me.
GERALD MORGAN (CO-HOST): The cartoon that we asked to do that by the way.
CROWDER: The cartoon, the Trix cartoon.
LANDAU: The cartoon, the Trix cartoon, we don't – do what you want.
MORGAN: We are on YouTube.
CROWDER: I keep forgetting. It was a fun two weeks.