In the third sentence of his 1,220-word innuendo-filled column warning of voter fraud in the New Jersey gubernatorial election, The Wall Street Journal's John Fund writes that “if serious allegations of fraud emerge, you can also expect less-than-vigorous investigation by the Obama Justice Department.”

The key word there is “if.” Fund was obviously unable to come up with any actual “serious allegations” of voter fraud, so Fund -- as he does almost every cycle -- makes a series unserious fraud insinuations that are unconstrained by actual facts. In one passage, Fund writes:

Authorities in nearby Philadelphia know about such scams. In one infamous case, a key 1993 race that determined which party would control the Pennsylvania state senate was thrown out by a federal judge after massive evidence that hundreds of voters had been pressured into casting improper absentee ballots. Voters were told by “bearers” that it was all part of “la nueva forma de votar” -- the new way to vote. Local politicos tell me Philly operatives associated in the past with Acorn may now be advising their Jersey cousins on how to perform such vote harvesting.

That last sentence is a bit hard to follow. Let's break it down into more manageable pieces to fully appreciate what Fund is doing here.

“Local politicos tell me”: Fund claims to have spoken to anonymous people who live in New Jersey and who apparently have some involvement in politics.

“Philly operatives associated in the past with Acorn”: Fund's anonymous sources are purportedly telling him that unnamed people from Philadelphia who are apparently also involved in politics have -- at some point in the past -- had some undefined connection to ACORN, which by implication makes them inherently corrupt.

“may now be advising their Jersey cousins”: Fund's anonymous sources purportedly tell him that the unnamed, allegedly once-ACORN-associated “operatives” from Philadelphia might be advising people apparently involved in New Jersey politics, but really, who can say for sure?

“on how to perform such vote harvesting”: The advice that the unnamed allegedly once-ACORN-associated “operatives” from Philadelphia might be giving to the politically involved New Jerseyans centers around encouraging voters to vote by mail -- an activity that appears to be perfectly legal in New Jersey.

So just to recap: In a single sentence, Fund claims to have spoken to anonymous New Jerseyans somehow involved in politics who purportedly told him that unnamed Philadelphians, who are also involved in politics and who once had unspecified ties to ACORN, “may” (or may not) be giving New Jersey political operatives advice on how to do something that is apparently legal in New Jersey.

No wonder Fund apparently was so unconvinced by his own column that he felt the need to lie to Glenn Beck about is contents.