I know, right?

Nonetheless, the GOP-friendly newspaper today treats the mundane revelation as a very, very big deal. In fact, the Times even created a interactive page (“Bowling for Dollars at the White House”) where you can view key “documents” and view a “timeline” to the non-existent story.

In particular, the posted “documents” lack any “wow” factor, since they're essentially external, boilerplate outreach letters by the DNC asking for money, while the touted timeline includes dates when Obama has played golf with donors. (Zzzz.)

All in all, a rather sleepy scoop from the Moonie daily.

UPDATED: Surprise! The RNC uses the Times' rickety reporting to call for a Congressional investigation into the White House. (Good luck with that.) See how the conservative food chain works? But the Times is a completely independent news operation, right?