The presidential birth certificate super-sleuths at WorldNetDaily thrive on scaring their audience about a series of incredibly unlikely things that just may happen (if you don't prevent it by buying stuff from WND).

This morning, they write up the bizarre anti-Muslim rallies that took place at the White House yesterday. While most outlets saw fit to frame the story around the disgusting incident in which some bigoted protesters started yelling and throwing crosses at the feet of a praying Muslim man, WND didn't mention it.

Instead, they extensively quote “controversial” “Burn a Quran Day” preacher Terry Jones issuing a “warning” about Shariah law. But that's possibly the least absurd thing about the article.

Here is the headline and accompanying image for the piece:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say: “No, that will not happen.”