Translating Fox Nation

Fox Nation touts a scoop:

Now, let's translate Fox's “fair and balanced” headline into an actual fair and balanced headline, shall we?

By “plot,” Fox Nation means “plan.”

By “ram through,” Fox Nation means “pass via majority vote after more than a year of discussion and debate.”

By “revealed,” Fox Nation means "speculated about."

Put it all together, and you have “Speculation about Obama's plan to pass health care.”

But that wouldn't whip readers into an anti-government, anti-Obama frenzy, so ...

(Oh, and that Commie-red next to Obama's face? Total coincidence.)