BILL O'REILLY (HOST): The guy's a pinhead and we're giving him what he wants, publicity. So I guess we're the pinheads, too. What say you?
DENNIS MILLER (GUEST): I miss the old days when Marge Schott was the craziest person in Cincinnati. The thing I noticed, Billy, is there are a lot of asses in the vicinity of that manger, none of them are donkeys anymore. Hey, why don't you try this with another faith, Jason Dixon? Why don't you show me something? Could there be another faith out there that might bridle if you did this to them, because the exploding wheel gets the oil? All I can tell you is, Christians, it's open season on you. Get into a catacomb futures thing. Start timeshare. And all I can say is I hope at the end of the world, I'm going to buy the V.I.P. package, Billy -- which by the way is available for our tour next year. I'm going to buy the V.I.P. package at the end of the world ceremony so I can sit in the first row and watch god smack Jason Dixon upside the head for this crap.
O'REILLY: That's right. And just one note and I want to get on to the next topic. But if old Jason did that to Mohammed, the prophet, he would be executed. And so--
MILLER: That's what I was hinting at earlier when I you said is there another faith.
O'REILLY: Hinting. You know we have to say it, but Christians are forgiving people and -- you know -- he's a pinhead.
