WALLACE: I saw one the other day. I think it was for Little Caesars. I can't believe it. It was sausage and bacon, and it was deep dish and on the edges of it, like where the crust is, it was ringed in slices of bacon. So I mean --
GALLAGHER: Ooh, that sounds good.
WALLACE: Well it did look good. But it also looked like it would kill you.
GALLAGHER: Listen, don't fat shame me. You do a lot of fat shaming. That's the new phrase now. Fat shaming. Have you seen Kelly Clarkson? You know the singer, Kelly Clarkson? Holy cow, did she blow up.
WALLACE: Really? Do we want to talk about some of your friends?
GALLAGHER: Well, look at me. I got some weight issues. I could take a little bit of weight off.
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WALLACE: Well why are you -- Kelly Clarkson's got a lovely voice.
GALLAGHER: She's be-- I love her singing, but man, she's --
WALLACE: She could -- she could stay off the deep dish pizza for a little while --
GALLAGHER: Wow, she's --
WALLACE: -- but she's got a great voice.
GALLAGHER: Well she had a baby but man.
WALLACE: Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?
GALLAGHER: I didn't have a baby. It looks like I ate the babies.
