On tonight's show, Glenn Beck promises to teach us about instances in which “the media has, or the politicians have created villains before, and it's spiraled the world out of control and only until after did you find out wait, wait, wait, that's not really what happened.” His chalk board announced yesterday that the issue of “Media Created Villains” will be at the top of the agenda:

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but this may be the most brazen display of Beck's lack of self-awareness to date. Anyone who tunes in to the Glenn Beck spectacle knows that he's created more villains than Marvel Comics.

But Beck's villains are more like Rebecca Nurse from the Crucible than the Green Goblin: His charges against them are based on amazing distortions and outright fabrications. Among Beck's cast of “Media Created Villains”:

• Barack Obama, the "Marxist" with “a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture," whose "evil" administration will "bash your brains out" and threatens the very survival of the United States.

• Progressives, who set a "time bomb" to “destroy” America as a “religious and moral people”

• Cass Sunstein, "the most evil man, the most dangerous man in America" who "controls everything" and wants to tax your speech and steal your organs.

• John Holdren, the advocate of "forced abortions," who, along with Sunstein, “will be responsible for many, many deaths."

• ACORN, the potential murderers who will "lie, cheat and steal their way through anything"

• Sonia Sotomayor, the "Marxist" Supreme Court Justice who is also “a racist" and “not that bright.”

• Anita Dunn, the "lizard lady" who “worships Mao Zedong."

• Jim Wallis, the "Marxist" reverend who “perver[ts] the gospel” promotes "the devil's way."

• Van Jones, the "convicted felon" and potential murderer.

• Andy Stern, the "Leninist" former "union boss" of “communist” "thugs," who, along with other progressives, is “taking you to a place to be slaughtered."

• Eric Holder, the "defend[er]" of “radical Islam” who wants to "cuddle and hold the Islamic radicals."

• Simon Greer, the Jewish Funds for Justice president whose “talk” about “put[ting] the common good first” leads "to death camps."

• The IMF, a "shadowy, shady organization" plotting to implement "a global V-A-T tax."

Feel free to borrow our research, Glenn.