I listened intently to the first five minutes of the 2010 Conservative Political Action Conference, as Cleta Mitchell of the American Conservative Union introduced her boss, CPAC chair David Keane.

Here's a list* of the words I heard in those five minutes:

• Tyrannical
• Vast right-wing conspiracy
• Reagan
• Reagan
• Freedom
• Reagan
• Freedom

_{*List not modified for comedic effect.}