Doocy told us this morning that he found it “interesting” that the most recent Timecover story of “The Secret World of Extreme Militias” is illustrated with a picture of a militia member wearing his militia garb. Sounds perfectly normal you say? But what if the militia member's “appears” to have a Marine logo on it?
If you said that many militias have a strong paramilitary tradition and as such often adopt military-like garb, then you clearly don't have Doocy's special ability to discover “subtle message[s],” because he thinks it just might be that Time is “trying to send a subtle message that the Marine Corps is part of the Extreme Militia.” No really:
Doocy's divining powers are truly astounding. I wonder what subtle messages he would divine from a “fair and balanced” news organization that appears to be constantly campaigning for one political party.