We knew Cramer lived to hear himself talk, but this is getting ridiculous. Borrowing a page from Limbaugh, Cramer has penned a tedious open letter to the White House where he, in part, fantasizes that he's on the Obama Enemies List. Why? Because Cramer's name was brought up by a reporter at a White House press briefing this week.

That apparently signaled to Cramer that he needed to write more about himself under the guise of writing about the administration and the stock market.

-Number of times Cramer refers to “Obama” in open letter to White House: 9.

-Number of times Cramer refers to himself in open letter to White House: 43.

It reminds me of a passage from the recent Esquire profile of Cramer:

Because the only subject more fascinating to Jim Cramer than the stock market is, naturally, Jim Cramer.