From the October 25 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
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RUSH LIMBAUGH (HOST): This is hilarious. “The saga began Wednesday with a letter to the editor in a local Rhode Island newspaper criticizing women over 20 who wear yoga pants in public. It snowballed into a yoga pants parade Sunday afternoon, hundreds of people walking past the guy's house,” -- guy who wrote the letter -- “a few death threats were aimed at him according to the author who said he only had intended satire.” His name is Alan Sorrentino, 63. A letter published by the Barrington Times newspaper last week. He said, “To all yoga pant wearers, I struggle with my own physicality as I age. I don't want to struggle with yours. Please stop wearing these yoga pants in public.” So all these women said screw you, buddy. And they put on their yoga pants, and they marched by his house in a yoga pants parade. “It was supposed to be funny, Sorrentino said, because what kind of 'tormented, uptight individual' could possibly care enough about yoga pants to write such a letter?” That was his attitude about himself.
“A crowd that included young girls and older women met in front of the Hampden Meadows School about 2 p.m., wearing a colorful array of yoga pants.” And they were just resoundingly offended that this guy would say this. He says this is no different than a 65-year old guy walking into a grocery store with a Speedo. You just wouldn't want to see it. Well, we don't want to see you in yoga pants. Yoga pants make women crazy. But here's the thing, who would've known. What this guy did actually drew an entire crowd of women to his house. Oh, he's gay? He's openly gay? I didn't read far enough to know that. What an unfortunate thing. What an unfortunate thing. Be able to draw an entire crowd of women to your house and do nothing with it? Oh man. Well I'm glad you told me that. I didn't know the guy was gay. See I don't even think of those things. That just didn't even occur to me. It's a total shock.
