RUSH LIMBAUGH (HOST): Now, I checked the break. “Rush why do you want to give Hillary Clinton a cat?” Caller didn't seem interested to know why you -- caller last hour suggested that -- what, give Hillary dynamite? Is that what he said? Dynamite. Dynamite? What did he mean, dynamite or dino -- Oh there's a pet medicine called Dinomite? Well, I've got pets, I've never heard of it.
Oh, that! OK, OK I was thinking Jimmy the comedian, “dyn-o-mite.” Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn't interested. I got people asking why? Well I have something from Daily Mail Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn't interested and I got people saying “Why you want to send her a cat?” Well, because of this. I have -- right here, folks, in my formally nicotine-stained fingers. It's from the Daily Mail, a credible news source. As credible as anything you're going to find out there in the world.
Headline: "Woman with stomach ache is horrified when doctors remove a two-inch ball of cat hair from her vagina, caused by pets molting in her bed.' Many a cat lover lets their feline friend sleep in their bed, but one woman got a rather unexpected - not to mention disgusting added extra after several nights of snuggling up.
Michelle Barrow is mother to Cricket and Donut, who, while cute, shed a torrent of hair all over the bed. And while unsightly, she never dreamed what would happen next. Some time later, during a routine appointment with her gynaecologist, she mentioned the 'dull ache' she had felt in her abdomen for the last month. The cause turned out to be a two-inch ball of cat hair inside her vagina.
So, that's why I thought it'd be fun to send Hillary a cat.
