LIMBAUGH: Today, the Republican Party seems more interested in condemning its supporters and its friends than in doing its job. Now, normally, I don't respond to all of this media-bashing because if I did, it would be all I do -- there's so much of it -- but the fact of the matter is, ladies and gentlemen, my wit and wisdom and brilliance is being drowned out out there, and I have learned over the course of many, many moons that if you don't stand up for yourself, nobody else will either.

Now, a day is going to come here -- a day will come when reality hits. A day is going to come when each and every American looks up to the heavens and says, “Why didn't somebody warn me?” I am that someone. I am that someone warning you. I am here to warn you each and every day, and all the drive-bys and even Republicans -- all of these people using me to win a one-night stand with the media, to win glowing praise from their enemies -- is not going to stop me from being that someone that you're going to say someday, “Why didn't somebody tell me about this?”