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From the March 16, 2021, edition of Louder with Crowder, streamed on YouTube
STEVEN CROWDER: Joe -- former vice president Joe Biden -- his America Rescue Plan includes farmer reparations. Now, what does that mean? It means -- and I don't know where you find this many farmers of color, but they did. And 5.2 billion are being allocated exclusively for colored farmers -- farmers of color, farmers of color. Roll the tape.
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CROWDER: Most happy about the new policy, these people. So, yeah. I'm gonna buy a plow man.
CO-HOST: I'm going buy corn.
CROWDER: I'm going to buy a John Deere. Barack Obama mother -- I'm the president of plowing that ass.
DAVE LANDAU (CO-HOST): I thought the last thing they would want to do is be farmers. Wasn't that a big problem for hundreds of years?
CROWDER: Isn't that why Arsenio Hall called himself the urban man's Johnny Carson?
LANDAU: I think so.
CROWDER: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Are people lining up out in the middle of cornfield Iowa for new dunks?
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LANDAU: I planted a Hennessy tree, but it's not growing.
CROWDER: Well, technically it did grow, but that shit ain't XO --
LANDAU: I put it in the ground.
CROWDER: I planted a VSOPXO tree. I'm getting into some niche esoteric cognac humor motherfucker.